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linesniper said:
Lots of stories about this disgusting Flabalanche.
I remember him blowing snot rockets in the bathroom at the Old Ebbitt Grill in DC.
This came right before he nearly got pummeled by the manager there for pulling/snapping the waitor's suspenders.
The manager actually came on COH looking for him..
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Thanks for ruining my favorite DC restaurant...
 
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Lol I don’t know much of the dude but reading through the thread the guy seems like a hack and deserved to have his tickets yanked, if he’s that butt hurt then just buy them off stub hub
 
I remember nicknaming that lying fat tub of goo Stomacchio on COH because every time he lied his stomach grew. And he lied constantly. I forgot he even existed and just assumed he dropped dead from diabetic keto acidosis.

He had two retarded twins from California who lapped up his blubber sweat. I dubbed them his Vomit Caddies because that fat fck vomited at every tailgate, and I think those two mongoloids lapped it up.
 
He claims I owe him $100 for a bet when it was a push. This is from WAY back in the day. He’s a disgusting. Guy makes my skin crawl.
 
thereds said:
I MYSELF HAVE SEEN HIS DRUNK *** AT TAILGATES, MY FAVORITE WAS AT APP ST. HE WAS SITTING ON A CHAIR AND IT EFFIN BROKE UNDER THE STRESS, JUST LAID THERE AND PAST OUT. WHAT A JOKE.
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He also fell down stairs at the App game. I didn’t witness it, but the guy I was with did.
 
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BWCD said:
Lunch meat deal wasn't at the tailgate...it was a Memorial Day weekend in 2005, a bunch of us COH folks rented a lake house in Lake Norman (NC) to stay at. We also rented a big pontoon, and we were set up at one of the sandbars on the lake. The ladies of the group had packed up coolers of lunchmeat for all of us (kids included) to make sandwiches and snack on while we were out there. NJ decided it was a great idea to go out into the woods, use the bathroom, come back - and go straight to the cooler w/o even rinsing his hands in the water or asking for some alcohol gel or anything...and proceeds to grab into the packages and eat the lunchmeat straight out them. :sick::sick::sick:

The AC part is 100% true. So is the potato salad part. So is the part where he refused to pitch in and help with anything, including the boat. His excuse was that he brought liquor for everyone...that he proceeded to drink himself along with these two nitwits from out in Cali that were enamored with his antics and were actually Fresno St. fans as opposed to Canes fans.
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Yep I was invited to that and the only question I had was if NJ was going. Once I heard that I was no thanks.
 
The Franchise said:
I remember nicknaming that lying fat tub of goo Stomacchio on COH because every time he lied his stomach grew. And he lied constantly. I forgot he even existed and just assumed he dropped dead from diabetic keto acidosis.

He had two retarded twins from California who lapped up his blubber sweat. I dubbed them his Vomit Caddies because that fat fck vomited at every tailgate, and I think those two mongoloids lapped it up.
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Still the funniest mother fcker on this site LMAOO
 
Stylie said:
He also fell down stairs at the App game. I didn’t witness it but the guy I was with did.
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Why do you have a picture of Karen as your avi? lmao

I was at the App game and saw that fat fck . wish i would have seen him fall
 
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1mg of Epi said:
Where does Kenneth stand in all of this?
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right behind @njstateofmind I would presume...
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The Franchise said:
I remember nicknaming that lying fat tub of goo Stomacchio on COH because every time he lied his stomach grew. And he lied constantly. I forgot he even existed and just assumed he dropped dead from diabetic keto acidosis.

He had two retarded twins from California who lapped up his blubber sweat. I dubbed them his Vomit Caddies because that fat fck vomited at every tailgate, and I think those two mongoloids lapped it up.
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I heard the monikers but didn’t know where they came from. Figured you had a hand in that. Love it.

I’m just surprised he’s still alive.
 
FIUMCane said:
Why do you have a picture of Karen as your avi? lmao

I was at the App game and saw that fat fck . wish i would have seen him fall
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Well, there are some great avatars on here. I wanted to do something funny and original. I guess with this being a Miami board, I figured a lot of you all would recognize her. She's a legend.
 
thereds said:
I MYSELF HAVE SEEN HIS DRUNK *** AT TAILGATES, MY FAVORITE WAS AT APP ST. HE WAS SITTING ON A CHAIR AND IT EFFIN BROKE UNDER THE STRESS, JUST LAID THERE AND PAST OUT. WHAT A JOKE.
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Stylie said:
He also fell down stairs at the App game. I didn’t witness it but the guy I was with did.
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Who performed the eulogy for the stairs?
 
at FSU a few years ago he passed out in a chair, i kept easing over there and tipping the chair over sideways, he would hit the ground HARD, then kinda look around to see what happened, nobody close to blame. I bet i did that 4 times lol he never did figure it out, he thought the chair rolled over on its own
 
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