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Anyone else have a pregame routine they follow?

I tap my head exactly 389 times. Then I tie and untie my shoes 470 times. Then I brush my teeth for an hour making sure to get equal brush strokes on each tooth. Then I open and close the front door 503 times.
 
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My wife made the mistake of cleaning out the walk-in closest during the first Wide-right game. Marriage was rocky during the season after that for a long time. Then she figured out the combination to the weapons vault in there and I had a choice: Get shot or let her out. Frigging .45 APC hurts my brothers. Thank the Lord we won another NC after that, or I would felt guilty for not taking that second round.
 
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