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Alabama self-reports 19 secondary NCAA violations

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Why we start topics about this like it won't be swept under the rug in the $EC


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Give Alabama credit: they self-report this kind of BS while running one of the dirtiest programs in sports. The NCAA will pat them on the back for being proactive while turning a blind eye to serious violations.
 
Nick wakes up, looks at this in the newspaper, laughs out loud, shows it to his wife for mutual laughter, finishes his coffee, gathers up the rest of the family to head out for fireworks watching with the $EC commissioners and their families.
 
I dont know what makes me more sick. The fact that these are against NCAA rules, or that Alabama wants us to beleive these are the most agregious things they ever did.
 
leading with the trophy display violation is all you need to know about this article...
 
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Ha that's an old trick we used for inspections in the military. Leave them a couple light, easy to find minor issues and the inspectors will move on thinking they've done a good inspection and give you a good grade. Works every time, and keeps them from looking through all your **** like drawers you've stuffed all the crap that was out on your desk in.. you know, stuff like bags of cash, free cars, and mama's rent check.
 
This reminds me of the time that John Wayne Gacy admitted to stealing a clown nose from Party City.
 
He knows how to play the game. Satan and Corch Irvin Mayas are at another level when it comes to cheating. Money, it's a gas. Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash. New car, caviar, four star daydream, Think I'll buy me a football team.
 
Some solid insight in this thread on that piece of trash. I'm sure the proximity of the Ole Miss disaster will ensure even more magical secondary violations reported to throw off the scent of raw diarrhea.
 
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MovingZen said:
Ha that's an old trick we used for inspections in the military. Leave them a couple light, easy to find minor issues and the inspectors will move on thinking they've done a good inspection and give you a good grade. Works every time, and keeps them from looking through all your **** like drawers you've stuffed all the crap that was out on your desk in.. you know, stuff like bags of cash, free cars, and mama's rent check.
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It's even worse than that; the NCAA does not even do "compliance inspections;" they wait for self-reports or go hog wild when a "journalist" blasts an expose about their precious, stupid rules concerning players getting an airline ticket, a boat ride or a club cover being picked up, are violated.

Yep, not even scheduled inspections, forget no-notice. Here is what the NCAA does:

Compliance Assistant | NCAA.org - The Official Site of the NCAA

Marky Mark and the Funky bunch keeping the $EC, BIG and the others happy...
 
The most interesting violation stemmed from a trophy being "temporarily placed in an area where prospects taking an official visit would be."

That "resulted in an impermissible recruiting decoration of an area."

I'll give Bama credit. You've got to have big hairy ones to self impose a violation like that.
 
NJshoreCane said:
The most interesting violation stemmed from a trophy being "temporarily placed in an area where prospects taking an official visit would be."

That "resulted in an impermissible recruiting decoration of an area."

I'll give Bama credit. You've got to have big hairy ones to self impose a violation like that.
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So if kids visit the Schwatz Center, are our trophies not there? I don't get it.
 
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