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Alabama self-reports 19 secondary NCAA violations

I do the same when I enter a club. Show the bouncer the bottle of water I'm drinking but keep the good **** hidden.
 
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NJshoreCane said:
The most interesting violation stemmed from a trophy being "temporarily placed in an area where prospects taking an official visit would be."

That "resulted in an impermissible recruiting decoration of an area."

I'll give Bama credit. You've got to have big hairy ones to self impose a violation like that.
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At Bama that means "back seat of the new car student is getting"
 
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DustinD28 said:
Alabama self-reports 19 secondary NCAA violations | AL.com
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Mark Emmert: "Hey, Nick; programs are starting to get suspicious of your players. C'mon man, give me something to show that we mean business here at the NCAA."

Nick Saban: "No problem; hey look, I need you to continue to turn that other eye away, OK, if I'm going to help you!

Mark Emmert: "Of course."

Nick Saban: "Cool; well my one of asst coaches bought a recruit a pack of bubble gum during his visit."

Mark Emmert: "THAT'S IMPERMISSIBLE BENEFITS!! Excellent, we'll get right on this. Hey, thanks for your honesty."

Nick Saban: "Anytime; now if you see one of my kids drive away in a drop top Cadillac, his grandmother got it for him, OK?? Wink, wink."

Mark Emmert: "Of Course; Southern Values, right?? Hahahaha

Nick Saban: "Hahahaha"
 
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