AL GOLDEN! Yeah, YOU!

UMFarArcher

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Are you seriously going to stick around where you're hated by everyone but the dumbasses who gave you a ridiculous extension, and are trying to cover their numbers?

How can you show your face around UM after wasting four years of our football player's efforts, just crushing their hopes, their family's hopes, and many of their future?

You have screwed these young men beyond the pale. Your incompetence is there for everyone to see, players, fans, families, sportswriters, and the public. When you got here, you said you are what you produce - and guess what? You have produced one four-year-ongoing black hole. You're in over your head, and you're not smart enough to pull it out, so do you have no shame?

Do you have no personal pride? Most people after it's clearly demonstrated that they are incapable of performing the job they have - to God and everyone - find someplace else to go. To continue playing the Joker demonstrates a complete lack of character.

You have no honor. You may think you'll be able to stick around, make a few adjustments and get by. You won't. You absolutely do not have what it takes to win here at Miami, nor do you have what it takes to win at any high level.

You are taking money for results - and you provide nothing but an inferior product. Hard work is not enough. More hours will not help you.

At some point, one has to have field intuition. Lots of field intuition. You have none. Zero. If you were a combat leader, you would lose half your men every time you go out - and that's the truth. Field intuition is absolutely necessary in combat, and after all, football is a microcosm of combat. You must be able to anticipate your opponent - not react. But worse, you don't even have enough intuition to react, and we see it on the field every game.

An honorable man would have to back up to take his paycheck for the job you've been doing. You talk about pillars, yet you violate every single one year after year, and now everyone sees you for what you are. A gilded fake. You talk pretty, but you can't walk the walk. Even your players now realize you're a fake, as your "process" has no allowance for intuition, and therefore a constant stream of disappointing losses.

Do these young men a favor. Help them reach their potential. Please don't waste their time - they work too hard for the sorry results your process provides. You are lying to these young men. You're cheating them of their potential. Some, a few, have done well in the NFL AFTER they got away from you.

Resign. Now.

Negotiate a reasonable separation - don't completely ***** the university that gave you your shot - but do so quickly - enabling a new coach time to recruit and minimize further damage to the program.
 
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Are you seriously going to stick around where you're hated by everyone but the dumbasses who gave you a ridiculous extension, and are trying to cover their numbers?

How can you show your face around UM after wasting four years of our football player's efforts, just crushing their hopes, their family's hopes, and many of their future?

You have screwed these young men beyond the pale. Your incompetence is there for everyone to see, players, fans, families, sportswriters, and the public. When you got here, you said you are what you produce - and guess what? You have produced one four-year-ongoing black hole. You're in over your head, and you're not smart enough to pull it out, so do you have no shame?

Do you have no personal pride? Most people after it's clearly demonstrated that they are incapable of performing the job they have - to God and everyone - find someplace else to go. To continue playing the Joker demonstrates a complete lack of character.

You have no honor. You may think you'll be able to stick around, make a few adjustments and get by. You won't. You absolutely do not have what it takes to win here at Miami, nor do you have what it takes to win at any high level.

You are taking money for results - and you provide nothing but an inferior product. Hard work is not enough. More hours will not help you.

At some point, one has to have field intuition. Lots of field intuition. You have none. Zero. If you were a combat leader, you would lose half your men every time you go out - and that's the truth. Field intuition is absolutely necessary in combat, and after all, football is a microcosm of combat. You must be able to anticipate your opponent - not react. But worse, you don't even have enough intuition to react, and we see it on the field every game.

An honorable man would have to back up to take his paycheck for the job you've been doing. You talk about pillars, yet you violate every single one year after year, and now everyone sees you for what you are. A gilded fake. You talk pretty, but you can't walk the walk. Even your players now realize you're a fake, as your "process" has no allowance for intuition, and therefore a constant stream of disappointing losses.

Do these young men a favor. Help them reach their potential. Please don't waste their time - they work too hard for the sorry results your process provides. You are lying to these young men. You're cheating them of their potential. Some, a few, have done well in the NFL AFTER they got away from you.

Resign. Now.

Negotiate a reasonable separation - don't completely ***** the university that gave you your shot - but do so quickly - enabling a new coach time to recruit and minimize further damage to the program.

Standing ovation, Archer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When guys like you, Miami82, Chise, DWins, GoldenShowers and me were saying that Golden sucked monkey balls since early last season, we were getting shelacked by the Golden Fanatics. Great post, bro!!! Hope that somehow, someway, he gets to read this. Maybe it'll finally make him MAN UP and resign. One can only DREAM.
 
I respect the effort, but you're wasting your time.

Al's back for at least next year. If the admin was gonna do anything, they already would've.
 
Archer,

That my friend is an amazing piece of writing. You summed up and perfectly articulated what most of us feel about that incompetent fat sack of chit and the job he has done here. One of the best posts I have read here. Bravo! Well done sir.

I think you should copy that and email it to Fat Al. I also think we should have this tacked up. One more thing.. I would be willing to pitch in for taking out a full page ad in the Herald. Change the title to "Open letter to Al Golden".
 
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Epic call out this needs to be read over radio seen on social media,sent too the BOT, all of the above! Salute!
 
i could take a lot of hate for 2 million a year where it doesn't matter if im good at my job or not.
 
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The man preaches about morals, pillars, and virtues.

Practice what you preach homeboy...resign. That $5M buyout you'd forego can be recouped from another employer while you can still save face. If he stays here another year and underachieves again he'll be unhireable.

Seriously speaking...it's makes sense for both sides to part ways at this point.
 
Al Golden's problem is that he's someone who can recognize certain values, but doesn't live them.

He's learned the right things by rote, and he repeats what he's heard - by rote.

Al can put together a 300-page blueprint, but has never built anything - can't drive a nail. Can't layout a foundation on site, nor pour one. Much less come out of the ground with something, and finish it out.

Many alternative coaching selections some portray here suggest folks who have a bit of expertise during a certain phase of a construction project, but they too, can't bring it out of the ground, and then finish out the punch list to acceptance.

It takes a Saban, a Butch Davis, or a Jimmy Johnson, or another of that caliber with those complete abilities.
 
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