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Al Golden will not be the head coach of this team next year

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This is my personal opinion. Based on speculation, with a dash of UM history, multiplied by the angle of the hypotenuse. And according to the alignments of the planets (with the exception of Uranus). So with that said, I think its safe to say that, monkeys might fly out of someone's butt! No actual evidence, facts or rational thought process, just my butt hairs standing on end. Over time I've learned to "read the signs" if you will.
 
He's gone. I don't think people realize how hard it is to lose 6 games here with this feeble schedule and with access to the players we have access to. You almost have to try to lose 6 games here.

If they don't get rid of him now they'll have proven to the world that they gave up on the football program. And, in this short attention span world, recruiting will completely tank. Just look at all the great South Florida studs out there killing it on a national level. That will continue to multiply if they keep this fast puzzy around.
 
Al ain't going anywhere. This f@qqot *** admin gives zero fvcks about football. We've been teetering on life support for a while now. If they keep Golden, which they will, it'll be like pulling the plug and letting it die. It pains me to say it because I love this program so much but..
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If Golden resigns on his own no one can ever say anything bad about Blake James or the athletic department ever again. If they somehow convince Golden to give up his massive contract buyout and leave on his own accord it means Blake has some Paterno-esque dirt on the guy or something.
 
caneizzle#1 said:
This is my personal opinion. Based on speculation, with a dash of UM history, multiplied by the angle of the hypotenuse. And according to the alignments of the planets (with the exception of Uranus). So with that said, I think its safe to say that, monkeys might fly out of someone's butt! No actual evidence, facts or rational thought process, just my butt hairs standing on end. Over time I've learned to "read the signs" if you will.
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Maybe it is best you left out what's wrong with Uranus.

Thanks for your consideration. You a good man.
 
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canesman said:
pretty sure of that and something is going to happen within a week. This is purely speculation based on following this program for over 25 years.

He won't be fired....but will either "resign" (meaning he was really fired but they worked out a deal on his buyout so he could save face) or he will take another job.

I don't think the guy can survive another year of this job mentally or physically. He looked suicidal last night.
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Who would take him?
 
not going to be lower my expectation, im not watching Miami next year if them idiots come back. If somebody goes to these games imo they're not real Cane fans. You're just saying its ok to suck and give them money so they can pump it back into a new building for the next chest contest. **** AG, **** Blake, **** Shalala and **** anybody else that thinks this is acceptable
 
We have got to be the only major football program without major donors who are fanatical about football and willing to pony up for a buy out. It's amazing.
 
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canesman said:
pretty sure of that and something is going to happen within a week. This is purely speculation based on following this program for over 25 years.

He won't be fired....but will either "resign" (meaning he was really fired but they worked out a deal on his buyout so he could save face) or he will take another job.

I don't think the guy can survive another year of this job mentally or physically. He looked suicidal last night.
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...then he whipped out his phone, pulled up his account balance...smiled and said 2019 putos!!!!! No way he voluntarily leaves. Admin is gonna have to steel up and let the players, recruits, fans and cfb know there is pride in our tradition of excellence and we are done bottom feeding. We are a national joke right now.
 
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