Advice Requested

[Felonious Monk]

Offer to take her shoe shopping. Once she's in the car, you tell her they're having a sale at a place you'd like to check out. When you get to the game, take her to one of the ****** overpriced stores with hardly any Canes gear.

That should get you to FAMU. Give me a little more time and I'll work on the others.

 

[Clwtrdan]

Also, divorces are pretty expensive.

Because they're worth it.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Also, divorces are pretty expensive.

Because they're worth it.

That was one of my Domestic Relations professor's favorite jokes (Onoprienko).

His ex-wife, also a UM Law professor, had him served with divorce papers in class (this was years before I was I took his course).

 

[Felonious Monk]

Also, divorces are pretty expensive.

Because they're worth it.

Especially when you see her 10 years later and realize the bullet you dodged.