According to sources: Mario Cristobal will be the next Head Coach at Miami

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Barry and Dellenger doing one of the biggest circle jerks ever seen in the lazy media that covers the canes.

They’re literally quoting each other, and using each other as sources. It’s fūcking brilliant, you don’t have to have any real sources, you just keep quoting other. You can stay home and watch the dolphins, eating chips and salsa.

Next level sports journalism right there.
clout chasing.

It is the most Miami thing. Anyone with a semblance of a following on Twitter is shooting their shot trying to knock this one out of the park and they've all looked like dummies as a result.

The Beast likely hasn't had this kind of traffic on his timeline ever.
 
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