Long story but I was gambling in Havana last season (pounding Canes overs) and took home a waitress one night. She turned out to be a Russian with devious intentions. Problems arose and had to ask my dad for help in any form- legal, financial or even weaponry and that son of a ***** did nothing. **** hit the fan and ended up in ******* Honduras. Was without reliable wifi the entire time there and it ended up being a major ***** to even get back into this country based on a personal vendetta that Gator Pam Bondi has against me (and Brock Berlin)- but that's a story for another time.
What'd I miss around here?