Official ACC DEMANDS Trial By Combat

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Trust me when I say this...

there is no greater way to take the will to live of your opponent than by beating them senseless with a 15" rubber crank.

it is one of the ultimate ways to send a message of total and complete subjugation.

🤣
 
The ACC shall be avenged!!!!



@Lil Bryant 305

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Trust me when I say this...

there is no greater way to take the will to live of your opponent than by beating them senseless with a 15" rubber crank.

it is one of the ultimate ways to send a message of total and complete subjugation.

🤣
So where does that rank on the humiliation scale? Above or below being undefeated, winning your P5 conference, and still left out of the CFP in favor of two one-loss teams?
 
Last I heard, The USAF's Air Combat Command (ACC) sent Dr. Phillips a terse message highly recommending a name change when Stanford, Cal and SMU are absorbed...Something about confusion when recruits want to fly/work on fighters and they get turned off by "ACC" due to its lame connotation.
 
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So where does that rank on the humiliation scale? Above or below being undefeated, winning your P5 conference, and still left out of the CFP in favor of two one-loss teams?
Being beaten into submission by a rubber **** is Tier 5 level of subjugation.

In all of known history, there are only 4 known levels of subjugation.
 
Last I heard, The USAF's Air Combat Command (ACC) sent Dr. Phillips a terse message highly recommending a name change when Stanford, Cal and SMU are absorbed...Something about confusion when recruits want to fly/work on fighters and they get turned off by "ACC" due to its lame connotation.
Yes they did.
 
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