A very special Fireside Chat with a Living Legend

The slip and slide tells you all you need to know lol this guy is a clown who is lucky we aren’t starting Perry
Yup, we played our absolute worst game, and instead Diaz is playing slip and slide. You're not seeing great coaches doing that.

And the only part I disagree with Chise on is the 3 losses. I think we only beat UAB and FSU.
 
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Man, we are an average team that you can argue is playing over their heads. We’re not a very good team and never was going to be one this year.

I had lower expectations, Chise. Mediocre OL, average LBs and average CBs. We are playing better than I expected to be honest.
Problem is our talent isn't mediocre compared to the rest of the ACC. Diaz set the bar so low last year that he's got people thinking we should be throwing him a parade if he goes 7-3.
 
Our record, the polls, the advanced rankings, scoring offense and scoring defense.

Outside of Clemson, we've played:

UAB
UoL - mediocre team
FSU - the worst team they've fielded going back to pre-Bowden
Pitt - Didn't have their starting QB
UVA - Has a carousel of 3 QBs

Let's stop acting like this team is much improved. And for the record, the main issue right now appears to be aimed at Diaz. If you could back a coach who wants to slip and slide while we put up a horrific performance, then I think you forgot what the standards are on this program. Do you think Butch was doing the Macarena in the late 90's while building the program back up?
 
I got destroyed for being real about it from the rip. I never understood why I got attacked on here....the reason I mope is cause this is the only team I truly love. So I get upset when I see us do stupid things just like when everyone watches a game and gets mad ....but get this imagine knowing that the guy they hired is a fraud from the jump.....imagine.....it's like watching them lose 50-0 to fsu.....that's why I mope that's why I'm mad.

People get mad because they don't want to hear about the past. You still have standards. The part that ****ed me off the most was watching Manny acting a fool when he hasn't won anything of significance. I wasn't expecting 12-0. ****, I'm expecting around 9-3. We still have UNC and NC State off a bye, it's likely going to be our record. What irks me is the culture that's set (literally Harley indicated this in the post-game conference) with no end in sight.
 
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Yo when tetra writes this long of a post u know we fuqed.


Also wow at dmoney still slurping.....u know we trash to dog and alot of the big ten teams would body us. And I can't believe cause Penn state lost to Indiana means we can beat PSU.....those games of who won and loss doesn't mean **** tbh. PSU would prolly be too physical for us.

So by this logic when we lost to FIU last year every other team should of beat us. But that didn't happen. We beat Loserville last year blew the doors off them and if they played FIU last year they beat them easily. Chise is right the ACC besides CU is buns and any team can beat any team....all the teams include us and if we can all beat each other I tell u what we ain't no **** second tier....second tier my axz.
Bud, Michigan hasn't beaten Ohio State since the start of the Genesis and that fanbase is all but done with Harbaugh. Michigan would house us right now if they played us. But we're so good apparently. Could've fooled me. Watch what happens week after next with Nc State. Remember, we got a bye. We're the only team that looks like crap consistently with extra time to prepare. I honestly can't think of another coaching staff that has that same problem.
 
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I hate to say I told you so, but I've seen enough of this program to know what's going on. Let's get right to it, shall we?

I had this revelation while watching Diaz continue to flounder. Diaz reminds me of Don Jr. Looks polished. Yaps a good game. Zero substance. He's a fake manly nerd who talks about manly stuff. His idea of hunting would be to stay in a 5 star hotel in Dubai and be taken to an air conditioned shooting range where they line up a bunch of animals chained to a post 30 feet in front of him and give him a machine gun. It's the nerd life. The difference between the two is Diaz is trying to accomplish something, but he's simply clueless on how to lead.

I've harped on this fact forever, and the nerds don't get it, but you can tell everything about a football team by their focus and effort level. We are devoid of either. Of course, the dopes on here will litter my thread with "we played hard, but Lashlee sucks." We neither played hard or played focused.

We have a few players who give effort, but, overall, we're a lazy skinny jeans group. We're the guys with the tight pants that stop at the bottom of the calves with designer loafers we can't afford and a backpack that costs more than we make in a month.

Let's discuss some specifics in the pros and cons section of this incredible blog.

Pros:
This won't be popular for the guys looking for a scapegoat, but King played a great game. He was on target with some absolute darts. Yes he missed Harley to ice the game, but this game never should have come down to one pass at the end.

Harley. That's by far the best game he's played. He is a hard working kid, who took the criticism of the WRs personally. Good for him.

Chaney. He's our best RB right now. Yeah I said it. He's tough fast and runs harder than a 14 year old boy watching his mom's hot friend, Nancy, paint her toe nails in her bikini.

Pope showed some life and made a great acrobatic catch. Yeah he had another drop, but expecting Pope not to drop an easy pass every game is like expecting me not to ram my Pickett/Yellen takes from last week down your faqquit throats until your mascara runs.

And...that's it.

Cons:

Scaife set the tone early for the type of tenacity and the mental toughness that we have when he got bullrushed like the ghey fat kid whose dad forced him to play Pee Wee football even though he'd much prefer to be playing with his Barbies. This dude's been a major bummer.

Cam. He ran like he didn't want to be out there. I don't know if he's hurt or what, but I'm glad they finally yanked him. On that stretch play he looked like he was carrying a piano on his back. Weak effort last night.

Bolden on the TD to the TE gave a feeble effort. All he had to do was carry the guy out of bounds, and that stops the TD.

Carter needs to get a Target ad at this point. I can see him with the Target bullseye painted on top of his head saying "I love Target!" while running head-first into a wall like the Kool Aid pitcher dude.

Lashlee needs to realize you don't have to force balance for the sake of balance. King had a hot hand, and, in case Lashlee didn't notice, UVAG was without their best defender, Blount, and their other starting S Nelson. Run them ragged with the throw game. Throw it 80% of the time if you have to. UVAG is horrible against the pass and pretty good against the run, so what does Lashlee do? Yep. Force that ******* read option inside zone all night long.

What's with our new habit of running give up handoffs on 3rd down in our own end? We're just giving away series regularly every game with that ****.

Our pass rush was supposed to be a huge strength. It isn't. Phillips is a great effort guy, but if he's even thinking about leaving early, he needs a lobotomy.

Did you see the play where Ivey gave a huge cushion to a QB playing WR for pretty much the 1st time? Yeah, so did I. He let a QB run him off for an easy pitch and catch 1st down on 3rd and 11. That play summed us up. 3rd and 11 and he's bailing against a QB playing WR.

96 yard drive in 2:40 when we should have been icing the game. That drive speaks directly to the mindset of this team and why I have dwindling hope for Diaz. We were celebrating a win up 13 with 10 minutes left instead of bearing down and trying to open it up on them.

We let a 3 QB rotation control us for much of the 1st half. Keep in mind none of those 3 can throw the ball. Then, Diaz tells the halftime reporter "We need to make them beat us throwing it." Yeah no **** Don Jr. That should have been the idea from the beginning.

Gurvan Hall looked like he didn't even care on that coverage bust for the late TD. We were already in "we won, let's start taking pics for the gram" mode.

Tried to tell you guys last week we got lucky Yellen played. Nope. The CISpool clowns came for me claiming Yellen was just as good as Pickett. Then, they spent the whole week trying to be funny about how Pickett was a god. Flash forward to this week and look at what ND did to Yellen on his home field. That desultory performance against Pitt was what I feared for the remainder of the season and why last week's Fireside Chat wasn't all puppies and rainbows.

There are 2 or 3 L's left on this schedule if we play like we have the last 2 weeks.

I said it last week, and I'll stick with it. We're average. And we're average for the same reason we stunk last year--Don Jr. isn't a leader of men. He celebrates ****** efforts in wins against horrible teams like UVAG as if we just won a NC. He's not demanding enough, and it shows by the focus and effort level of his team. D$ tried to tell me we're in that next tier behind the greats, but we aren't unless that next tier consists of about 65 teams.

We are a little better than last year, and that's solely because of King. If we had Perry at the helm right now we'd be a 3 loss team. I don't know about you guys, but this game felt eerily similar to last year against a much better UVAG team with a much better QB and much better D.

Chise - I'm glad you finally had this Come To Jesus Moment - we should have hired Butch.
 
Outside of Clemson, we've played:

UAB
UoL - mediocre team
FSU - the worst team they've fielded going back to pre-Bowden
Pitt - Didn't have their starting QB
UVA - Has a carousel of 3 QBs

The schedule is bad every year. The difference is we haven't lost to the bad teams yet. That's because of the obvious improvements on offense (+10 PPG) and special teams.
 
The schedule is bad every year. The difference is we haven't lost to the bad teams yet. That is because of the obvious improvements on offense (+10 PPG on offense) and special teams.

And we got lucky bringing in a stud of a QB. This wasn't someone that the staff has developed. Again, what great job has this staff done? Do you really think Manny's doing a great job?
 
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I hate to say I told you so, but I've seen enough of this program to know what's going on. Let's get right to it, shall we?

I had this revelation while watching Diaz continue to flounder. Diaz reminds me of Don Jr. Looks polished. Yaps a good game. Zero substance. He's a fake manly nerd who talks about manly stuff. His idea of hunting would be to stay in a 5 star hotel in Dubai and be taken to an air conditioned shooting range where they line up a bunch of animals chained to a post 30 feet in front of him and give him a machine gun. It's the nerd life. The difference between the two is Diaz is trying to accomplish something, but he's simply clueless on how to lead.

I've harped on this fact forever, and the nerds don't get it, but you can tell everything about a football team by their focus and effort level. We are devoid of either. Of course, the dopes on here will litter my thread with "we played hard, but Lashlee sucks." We neither played hard or played focused.

We have a few players who give effort, but, overall, we're a lazy skinny jeans group. We're the guys with the tight pants that stop at the bottom of the calves with designer loafers we can't afford and a backpack that costs more than we make in a month.

Let's discuss some specifics in the pros and cons section of this incredible blog.

Pros:
This won't be popular for the guys looking for a scapegoat, but King played a great game. He was on target with some absolute darts. Yes he missed Harley to ice the game, but this game never should have come down to one pass at the end.

Harley. That's by far the best game he's played. He is a hard working kid, who took the criticism of the WRs personally. Good for him.

Chaney. He's our best RB right now. Yeah I said it. He's tough fast and runs harder than a 14 year old boy watching his mom's hot friend, Nancy, paint her toe nails in her bikini.

Pope showed some life and made a great acrobatic catch. Yeah he had another drop, but expecting Pope not to drop an easy pass every game is like expecting me not to ram my Pickett/Yellen takes from last week down your faqquit throats until your mascara runs.

And...that's it.

Cons:

Scaife set the tone early for the type of tenacity and the mental toughness that we have when he got bullrushed like the ghey fat kid whose dad forced him to play Pee Wee football even though he'd much prefer to be playing with his Barbies. This dude's been a major bummer.

Cam. He ran like he didn't want to be out there. I don't know if he's hurt or what, but I'm glad they finally yanked him. On that stretch play he looked like he was carrying a piano on his back. Weak effort last night.

Bolden on the TD to the TE gave a feeble effort. All he had to do was carry the guy out of bounds, and that stops the TD.

Carter needs to get a Target ad at this point. I can see him with the Target bullseye painted on top of his head saying "I love Target!" while running head-first into a wall like the Kool Aid pitcher dude.

Lashlee needs to realize you don't have to force balance for the sake of balance. King had a hot hand, and, in case Lashlee didn't notice, UVAG was without their best defender, Blount, and their other starting S Nelson. Run them ragged with the throw game. Throw it 80% of the time if you have to. UVAG is horrible against the pass and pretty good against the run, so what does Lashlee do? Yep. Force that ******* read option inside zone all night long.

What's with our new habit of running give up handoffs on 3rd down in our own end? We're just giving away series regularly every game with that ****.

Our pass rush was supposed to be a huge strength. It isn't. Phillips is a great effort guy, but if he's even thinking about leaving early, he needs a lobotomy.

Did you see the play where Ivey gave a huge cushion to a QB playing WR for pretty much the 1st time? Yeah, so did I. He let a QB run him off for an easy pitch and catch 1st down on 3rd and 11. That play summed us up. 3rd and 11 and he's bailing against a QB playing WR.

96 yard drive in 2:40 when we should have been icing the game. That drive speaks directly to the mindset of this team and why I have dwindling hope for Diaz. We were celebrating a win up 13 with 10 minutes left instead of bearing down and trying to open it up on them.

We let a 3 QB rotation control us for much of the 1st half. Keep in mind none of those 3 can throw the ball. Then, Diaz tells the halftime reporter "We need to make them beat us throwing it." Yeah no **** Don Jr. That should have been the idea from the beginning.

Gurvan Hall looked like he didn't even care on that coverage bust for the late TD. We were already in "we won, let's start taking pics for the gram" mode.

Tried to tell you guys last week we got lucky Yellen played. Nope. The CISpool clowns came for me claiming Yellen was just as good as Pickett. Then, they spent the whole week trying to be funny about how Pickett was a god. Flash forward to this week and look at what ND did to Yellen on his home field. That desultory performance against Pitt was what I feared for the remainder of the season and why last week's Fireside Chat wasn't all puppies and rainbows.

There are 2 or 3 L's left on this schedule if we play like we have the last 2 weeks.

I said it last week, and I'll stick with it. We're average. And we're average for the same reason we stunk last year--Don Jr. isn't a leader of men. He celebrates ****** efforts in wins against horrible teams like UVAG as if we just won a NC. He's not demanding enough, and it shows by the focus and effort level of his team. D$ tried to tell me we're in that next tier behind the greats, but we aren't unless that next tier consists of about 65 teams.

We are a little better than last year, and that's solely because of King. If we had Perry at the helm right now we'd be a 3 loss team. I don't know about you guys, but this game felt eerily similar to last year against a much better UVAG team with a much better QB and much better D.
Chise I've got to say bro. You are known for your quality stuff but that was one of your all time classics my man! Incisive, insightful, informative and absolutely hilarious! This post was like watching a legend like Brady pick apart a secondary and throw for 400 yards and 5 TDs at the age of 43. Not that your over the hill my friend but that was an epic blast worthy of anything from your Grassy days! Excellent work and I couldn't agree more. It's really unfortunate but reality nonetheless.
 
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Chise I've got to say bro. You are known for your quality stuff but that was one of your all time classics my man! Incisive, insightful, informative and absolutely hilarious! This post was like watching a legend like Brady pick apart a secondary and throw for 400 yards and 5 TDs at the age of 43. Not that your over the hill my friend but that was an epic blast worthy of anything from your Grassy days! Excellent work and I couldn't agree more. It's really unfortunate but reality nonetheless.
You're clearly a man of impeccable manners, intellect, and grooming.
 
Wanting a team to convincingly beat a 1-3 squad with a QB rotation, a struggling pass defense, several key injuries, and a plethora of matchup advantages for Miami does not constitute "expecting a championship." That's a total strawman.

A good team should have blown the doors off of this UVag team, that is absolutely mired in a spiral. We struggled to win. That is concerning to anyone with three brain cells that rub together.
Exactly why is this so hard for the stans in here to understand. We should have beat the pants of Uvag just like we did to FSU... no excuses for this mediocre play. Stop playing Dee Wiggins
Cuz we’re getting worse just about every week so far. Well coached, disciplined teams improve as the season goes on.
Exactly... Clemson, Pitt, and Uvag... we've gotten worse.. and then we head into a bye week where players are cutting corners and ok with being mediocre. Friday November 6 can't here fast enough.
 
And we lost to worse teams. The difference is stringing together wins. We are able to do that because we don't have gaping holes on offense and special teams.
We've "strung together" two wins because Pitt's starting QB didn't play and because UVAG is horrible, decimated defensively, and using a 3 QB gimmick rotation. We probably strung together a two game win streak last year too.
 
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