A couple "Mope Stats" for the "slurpers"

[The Franchise]

I'm sure this post was a doozy.

God bless the ignore button.

LULZ at a dude opening a post started by a guy he has on ignore. Definition of ***.

 

[theibisrules]

lmao

 

[the storm]

Please identify 'slurper'

- After converting 5-12 3rd downs against Arkansas State, the Miami Hurricanes have moved up to the 125th spot in the country. Miami is now 8/35....last in the ACC and 125th out of 128 nationally

- Directly related to 3rd down conversion would be Time of possession...Miami (Florida) ranks 98th averaging 28:21.67

- UM is 12th out of 14 ACC teams in Penalties (60yds/game)

- After 4 games in 2013 Miami had the #10 ranked defense (Total)...UM went on to finish 90th in 2013

 

[OzarCaneSaw]

- After converting 5-12 3rd downs against Arkansas State, the Miami Hurricanes have moved up to the 125th spot in the country. Miami is now 8/35....last in the ACC and 125th out of 128 nationally

- Directly related to 3rd down conversion would be Time of possession...Miami (Florida) ranks 98th averaging 28:21.67

- UM is 12th out of 14 ACC teams in Penalties (60yds/game)

- After 4 games in 2013 Miami had the #10 ranked defense (Total)...UM went on to finish 90th in 2013

That's impressive in a bad way.

No one tears through cupcakes like AlgoRlden and his fat slob BFF, Doritos.

 

[supacane]

Lol @ time of possession doesn't matter. Isn't that the excuse we have used for years as the reason No D has been a bumm? Which is it? I for one don't care about time of possession give me 50 points and u can keep the ball

 

[AUcane]

Conversely, Louisville, Ark State and FAMU have the #107, #93 and "I couldn't even find FAMU's" ranking in total offense so far.

FAMU is FCS. You won't find their rankings among the FBS teams.

yep, you're right. If you're looking at total FCS offensive rankings, FAMU ranked #111 (out of 113) in offense.

 

[OzarCaneSaw]

- After converting 5-12 3rd downs against Arkansas State, the Miami Hurricanes have moved up to the 125th spot in the country. Miami is now 8/35....last in the ACC and 125th out of 128 nationally

- Directly related to 3rd down conversion would be Time of possession...Miami (Florida) ranks 98th averaging 28:21.67

- UM is 12th out of 14 ACC teams in Penalties (60yds/game)

- After 4 games in 2013 Miami had the #10 ranked defense (Total)...UM went on to finish 90th in 2013

That's impressive in a bad way.

deja vu? We are currently #8

In true moper fashion, instead of thinking this year will be different than last and continues to play at a top 20 level you hope that they end up 90th..

Porsting facts now equals "hoping" for a terrible defense? What a miserable little **** you are.

 

[cowboycane]

This just in: one game didn't magically correct our ****** third down offense. Thanks OP!

 

[CaneAlmighty]

Conversely, Louisville, Ark State and FAMU have the #107, #93 and "I couldn't even find FAMU's" ranking in total offense so far.

Maybe because UM's defense held their offenses in check.. I'm in a 3 game sample size, 1 game will carry some weight on the other teams rankings. UL will probably end up being above average. Ditto ASU once they begin Sun Belt play.

 

[OzarCaneSaw]

Conversely, Louisville, Ark State and FAMU have the #107, #93 and "I couldn't even find FAMU's" ranking in total offense so far.

Maybe because UM's defense held their offenses in check.. I'm in a 3 game sample size, 1 game will carry some weight on the other teams rankings. UL will probably end up being above average. Ditto ASU once they begin Sun Belt play.

Louisville sucks.

 

[CaneAlmighty]

Conversely, Louisville, Ark State and FAMU have the #107, #93 and "I couldn't even find FAMU's" ranking in total offense so far.

Maybe because UM's defense held their offenses in check.. I'm in a 3 game sample size, 1 game will carry some weight on the other teams rankings. UL will probably end up being above average. Ditto ASU once they begin Sun Belt play.

Louisville sucks.

Convenient to say.
Before the game, Petrino and UL were going run roughshod our defense. When they didn't the rhetoric was they missed Parker and Dyer.
Then when they lit up MurrayState it was that Petrino didn't need time to implement his offense.
Now it's that they suck.. GTFOH you inconsistent dweeb.

 

[poncho0091]

I'm sure this post was a doozy.

God bless the ignore button.

ignorance is bliss isn't it? someone presents facts that I don't like = ignore.

 

[poncho0091]

who cares about time of possession?

know who leads the country in time of possession in 2014? the florida gators.

what an offense to emulate.

Funny, because all the people who were blind to our defensive woes last year and continually put blame on the offense tried to use TOP as their argument.

 

[poncho0091]

- After converting 5-12 3rd downs against Arkansas State, the Miami Hurricanes have moved up to the 125th spot in the country. Miami is now 8/35....last in the ACC and 125th out of 128 nationally

- Directly related to 3rd down conversion would be Time of possession...Miami (Florida) ranks 98th averaging 28:21.67

- UM is 12th out of 14 ACC teams in Penalties (60yds/game)

- After 4 games in 2013 Miami had the #10 ranked defense (Total)...UM went on to finish 90th in 2013

That's impressive in a bad way.

deja vu? We are currently #8

In true moper fashion, instead of thinking this year will be different than last and continues to play at a top 20 level you hope that they end up 90th..

In true slurper fashion, history has taught you nothing yet.

 

[poncho0091]

Conversely, Louisville, Ark State and FAMU have the #107, #93 and "I couldn't even find FAMU's" ranking in total offense so far.

Maybe because UM's defense held their offenses in check.. I'm in a 3 game sample size, 1 game will carry some weight on the other teams rankings. UL will probably end up being above average. Ditto ASU once they begin Sun Belt play.

Louisville sucks.

Convenient to say.
Before the game, Petrino and UL were going run roughshod our defense. When they didn't the rhetoric was they missed Parker and Dyer.
Then when they lit up MurrayState it was that Petrino didn't need time to implement his offense.
Now it's that they suck.. GTFOH you inconsistent dweeb.

Not sure who's post you've been reading, but the majority of posts I saw was how the only reason we have a chance before the game played is that Louisville has an entire new coaching staff, missing their top receiver, top rb and replaced a first round qb. That's just on offense. Lets not forget that they lost a bunch on defense too. And we still got worked....

 

[AUcane]

Conversely, Louisville, Ark State and FAMU have the #107, #93 and "I couldn't even find FAMU's" ranking in total offense so far.

Maybe because UM's defense held their offenses in check.. I'm in a 3 game sample size, 1 game will carry some weight on the other teams rankings. UL will probably end up being above average. Ditto ASU once they begin Sun Belt play.

Louisville sucks.

Convenient to say.
Before the game, Petrino and UL were going run roughshod our defense. When they didn't the rhetoric was they missed Parker and Dyer.
Then when they lit up MurrayState it was that Petrino didn't need time to implement his offense.
Now it's that they suck.. GTFOH you inconsistent dweeb.

You're missing the point. Their offense, as many of us told you, really isn't that good. We made their offense look much better than what it really is.

 

[SpikeUM]

I'm sure this post was a doozy.

God bless the ignore button.

+1

 

[Robbymoto]

Penalties and miserable special teams are really bumming me out. I knew the OL was going to stink and Kaaya would have some tough times, but when Golden got here he seemed on track to have strong STs and clean up the penalties but we have regressed. Mind blowing on our coverage units since our depth is supposedly a lot better.

What's most frustrating about special teams is when HCs take direct responsibility for special teams they're usually elite units that are always good for a game-changing play.

For us, our special teams seem poorly coached and not fundamentally sound.

It's a direct reflection of the quality of coaching as a whole. We act like a MAC team out there, consequently, we perform like one. Always on our heels, always waiting for something to happen before engaging. It's the height of foolishness to play "scared" with the caliber of athletes we have access to, but it is what it is. Not going to change one iota until there's a new sheriff in town.

Ding. Ding. Ding. Exactly right. Cannot be said enough.

 

[SmokeyRone]

Stats don't lie. Same old Golden **** sammich, and the slurpers are asking for more.

 

[Hurracanes]

who cares about time of possession?

know who leads the country in time of possession in 2014? the florida gators.

what an offense to emulate.

Let's not ignore the fact Florida's Defense knows how to get off the field.