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I posted this in another thread but just copying and pasting here for UNC.

UNC is f^cking atrocious on defense. If you thought we were bad, get a load of this.

Drew Pyne (ND): 24/34, 289 yds, 3 TD’s 0 INT’s
Chase Bryce (App): 25/36, 361 yds, 6 TD’s 1 INT’s
Jeremy Moussa (FAMU): 28/38, 279 yds, 2 TD’s 1 INT

Even Georgia St and their heavy rushing attack (54 rushing attempts for 235 yards) had their QB throw it a bit on UNC.

Darren Grainger (GAst) 16/24, 186 yds, 3 TD’s 0 INT’s.

Atrocious doesn’t even do them justice. They can score with the best of them, but my god they couldn’t stop some high school teams down here.

Against FBS schools, they are:

- Dead last in opponent yards per game (547.8)
- 125th in points per game allowed (44.7)
- 118th in opponent yards per play (6.7)
- 120th in opponent completion percentage (69.15%, nice)
- 118th in opponent yards per rush (5.5)
- 128th in opponent rush yards / game (270)
- 97th in sack percentage (4.08%)

I could keep going, but there is no excuse to not score 35+. Coming off a bye week…absolutely no excuses.

I don’t care who the QB is - I lean Garcia If the toxic cliques will actually try when he plays - but there better be points. This will be Gattis’ last chance to salvage anything.
 
I posted this in another thread but just copying and pasting here for UNC.

UNC is f^cking atrocious on defense. If you thought we were bad, get a load of this.

Drew Pyne (ND): 24/34, 289 yds, 3 TD’s 0 INT’s
Chase Bryce (App): 25/36, 361 yds, 6 TD’s 1 INT’s
Jeremy Moussa (FAMU): 28/38, 279 yds, 2 TD’s 1 INT

Even Georgia St and their heavy rushing attack (54 rushing attempts for 235 yards) had their QB throw it a bit on UNC.

Darren Grainger (GAst) 16/24, 186 yds, 3 TD’s 0 INT’s.

Atrocious doesn’t even do them justice. They can score with the best of them, but my god they couldn’t stop some high school teams down here.

Against FBS schools, they are:

- Dead last in opponent yards per game (547.8)
- 125th in points per game allowed (44.7)
- 118th in opponent yards per play (6.7)
- 120th in opponent completion percentage (69.15%, nice)
- 118th in opponent yards per rush (5.5)
- 128th in opponent rush yards / game (270)
- 97th in sack percentage (4.08%)

I could keep going, but there is no excuse to not score 35+. Coming off a bye week…absolutely no excuses.

I don’t care who the QB is - I lean Garcia If the toxic cliques will actually try when he plays - but there better be points. This will be Gattis’ last chance to salvage anything.

We normally make scrub QBs play like Heisman contenders.... now we can flip the script to defense
 
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I posted this in another thread but just copying and pasting here for UNC.

UNC is f^cking atrocious on defense. If you thought we were bad, get a load of this.

Drew Pyne (ND): 24/34, 289 yds, 3 TD’s 0 INT’s
Chase Bryce (App): 25/36, 361 yds, 6 TD’s 1 INT’s
Jeremy Moussa (FAMU): 28/38, 279 yds, 2 TD’s 1 INT

Even Georgia St and their heavy rushing attack (54 rushing attempts for 235 yards) had their QB throw it a bit on UNC.

Darren Grainger (GAst) 16/24, 186 yds, 3 TD’s 0 INT’s.

Atrocious doesn’t even do them justice. They can score with the best of them, but my god they couldn’t stop some high school teams down here.

Against FBS schools, they are:

- Dead last in opponent yards per game (547.8)
- 125th in points per game allowed (44.7)
- 118th in opponent yards per play (6.7)
- 120th in opponent completion percentage (69.15%, nice)
- 118th in opponent yards per rush (5.5)
- 128th in opponent rush yards / game (270)
- 97th in sack percentage (4.08%)

I could keep going, but there is no excuse to not score 35+. Coming off a bye week…absolutely no excuses.

I don’t care who the QB is - I lean Garcia If the toxic cliques will actually try when he plays - but there better be points. This will be Gattis’ last chance to salvage anything.
Sounds like we may be able to set the single game FG record.
 
I’ve given up trying to predict anything when it comes to this backwards *** program. I expect the kids to give up, because that’s what they do when faced with the tiniest bit of adversity. As if walking through the halls of the Hecht and feeling the grass on Greentree entitles you to compete for championships, when in actuality you’ve been lukewarm hotdog water for 2 decades. So when there’s a loss, the sky falls and we fold, because somehow now your unrealistic goals are actually unattainable, and you pout/lose.

But, since that’s how things always happen, and the only thing you can truly expect is the unexpected with this traveling circus we follow, Miami will come out and beat the everloving dog **** out of UNC next week, we’ll all start the “well we’re in the driver’s seat for the Coastal” talk again, and we’ll all get our hopes up only to have them extinguished faster than holding a match under Niagra Falls via some bizarro loss down the road to a basketball school where it looks like none of the kids wearing the orange and green uniforms have ever actually seen a football game before.

Wash. Rinse. Repeat.
 
Gonna schedule a voluntary appendectomy that Saturday afternoon.
The game will be on in the waiting room and the recovery room. Have an Bad Luck Brian meme.

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I’ve given up trying to predict anything when it comes to this backwards *** program. I expect the kids to give up, because that’s what they do when faced with the tiniest bit of adversity. As if walking through the halls of the Hecht and feeling the grass on Greentree entitles you to compete for championships, when in actuality you’ve been lukewarm hotdog water for 2 decades. So when there’s a loss, the sky falls and we fold, because somehow now your unrealistic goals are actually unattainable, and you pout/lose.

But, since that’s how things always happen, and the only thing you can truly expect is the unexpected with this traveling circus we follow, Miami will come out and beat the everloving dog **** out of UNC next week, we’ll all start the “well we’re in the driver’s seat for the Coastal” talk again, and we’ll all get our hopes up only to have them extinguished faster than holding a match under Niagra Falls via some bizarro loss down the road to a basketball school where it looks like none of the kids wearing the orange and green uniforms have ever actually seen a football game before.

Wash. Rinse. Repeat.

How much will you charge me to use your time machine?
 
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1. Our next two opponents (UNC and VaTech) play each other this Saturday at 2:30pm CST on ACCN

2. The thought of Miami having to go toe to toe in a shoot out with UNC makes me sick to my stomach
 
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