2026 Portal QBs

[Notsince1985]

Agent.

His agent is a scumbag (insert jokes about all agents being scumbags, I know). But he's the dude who looks and dresses like Vanilla Ice and got into fights with Tulane fans on Twitter.

 

[Bender]

Duke alumni base got way more bread than us. They could easily match, but they just not spending like that on football yet, plus it sounds like kid wasn't happy w the offense.

They're basically letting Duke know "You know, we're talking"

 

[OldhamA]

I like him with Dawson better than I liked Beck. I like him better with Dawson and our OL than I liked Ty Simpson. I like him as a prospect a lot. I think it’s too good to be true bc not this many good things can happen to us Canes fans.

I mean if we got turned down by the Pitt QB I've no doubt that Cristobal is just texting around CFB asking every decent starting QB if they wanna play for us at this point.

 

[UTangClan]

Does Mario wear a turnover chain if he pulls this off?

 

[Jedi Master Cane]

If this happens I’m looking forward to DMoney’s break down of the Duke lawsuit

As the resident CPA here....just take the other side of that entry to "Cost of Goods Sold" and budget around it.

Whatever it is, go get him.

 

[aelmiami]

Duke alumni base got way more bread than us. They could easily match, but they just not spending like that on football yet, plus it sounds like kid wasn't happy w the offense.

They are smart people, obviously. They know their program’s ceiling. They aren’t shelling out $7M for a QB. Now if he was a guard who threw cheap nut shots, they’d open the school’s coffers.

 

[Problem2]

Duke board saying Miami offering 7 million

 

[PIPO]

Let this mf cook

You are having a jolly old time, aren’t you?!?!

 

[LuCane]

UPDATE

It's now 3:15 am , you're still at the bar, and Sydney Sweeney's car just broke down in front of the establishment and she came in to use the phone.

Mensah would absolutely tear it up here.

Perfectly done

 

[JD08]

Can we please get this wrapped up already. I have a meeting in a little bit.

 

[JHallCanes]

UPDATE

It's now 3:15 am , you're still at the bar, and Sydney Sweeney's car just broke down in front of the establishment and she came in to use the phone.

Mensah would absolutely tear it up here.

Dennis Smith and Dawson right now

 

[OldhamA]

I wanted Mensah to enter the draft…….for the Dolphins with the 11th overall pick.

Holy **** no way. I would take him over Leavitt, Fat Mahomes, Mateer, Simpson, Sorsby, etc.

Can I interest you in a slightly worn Bryce Young?

I'll take a conditional 7th round pick.

 

[Tony4Canes]

Can we please get this wrapped up already. I have a meeting in a little bit.

Hopefully a short meeting

 

[Bender]

His agent is a scumbag (insert jokes about all agents being scumbags, I know). But he's the dude who looks and dresses like Vanilla Ice and got into fights with Tulane fans on Twitter.

 

[Ric Flair Blitz]

As the resident CPA here....just take the other side of that entry to "Cost of Goods Sold" and budget around it.

Whatever it is, go get him.

You sure we don't want to hit something in Opex instead? Would be more beneficial for our margin growth story as we think about an exit in the next 24-36 months

 

[TwentySix]

Duke board saying Miami offering 7 million

 

[d--1]

Duke board saying Miami offering 7 million

Put those playoff earnings to good use.

 

[Bender]

Can we please get this wrapped up already. I have a meeting in a little bit.

Meetings on friday deserve a stoning.

 

[Problem2]

 

[Colombie]

Duke board saying Miami offering 7 million

Worth every penny.

No defense in the nation would be able to stop our offense.