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We also led the conference in registering people to vote, so keep your fancy "points per game allowed" and other toxically masculine stats, ok you jerks?

Our football program's preferred pronouns are SUCK, SHlT, and TRASH.

Another bowl loss, but diversity and fun quotients are through the roof.

Just a reminder: Miami is 4-12 vs. Power 5 teams in last 16 against them including four straight losses. No one inside the athletic department should have a job anymore. There should be a new AD and he should be told to completely wipe the place clean.

Go cry into a man's ****.

Let's not allow the ****-obsessed, limp-wristed geek from the Hecht to distract you from the main point of this thread: Jenn Strawley is the female Blake James and part of the reason our major sports suck.

Put me down as not surprised that a shill for the gayest program in the country has already made roughly 25 references to **** in this thread alone.

I'd like them to stay. All of you should see the people you give money to when you attend games.

Please defer to the competent administration at Miami that's piling up wins in the big two sports, guys. The results speak to their expertise.

"You're doing a great job, Jenn." "The team fought hard, guys." "Bunch of burger flippers, Jenn." "4-12 vs power 5 teams, we'll turn it around." "The women's swim team just beat Duke." "That bachelor's in history is so awesome." "Are those new braces?"

Come on in, shills. Keep pouring in. Wanna cite our graduation rates, or maybe our women's softball record? Let's hear some meaningless accomplishments no one cares about since you're failing in every area of actual importance. I love these nimrods at a university that's plummeting in both...

Yeah, Director of Diversity at a garbage ACC program that can't win is such a big title. Imagine the pressure of upholding the legacy of losing our division every year or making sure our latest ball boy is Guatemalan? You try walking a mile in Jenn's orthotics.

Yeah? How'd they look before entering your boyfriend's hollowed out *******?

I'll refrain from tearing into her appearance as I'd prefer this thread stay open, especially with Hecht Eunichs like you lurking around. Hey can you tell us more about our team's pregame "fit" before getting humiliated at home, you ball-less ******* geek?

No no. Public outrage, dysfunction around the program, boycotting season tickets etc. None of this would have an impact. Listen to the cucks. We're all just powerless and have to eat the shlt sandwich being shoveled down our throats by Blake and his gang of imbeciles.

Easy, Mr. Strawley. Eeeeaasssssyyyyy.

- Memoirs of a Cuck

Calling out the decision makers of a failing football program. My heavens! The nerve!

Now we see why we got unqualified diversity hire Manny Diaz.