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Haha. I'm not sure I'm willing to use as much hair product required to pull off the Manny costume.

I COULD do that but then some of you might insist that I at least dress up as Manny so as to not ruin this grand illusion for the youngsters. Look son! There's the coach telling that player to hurry up and get inside to get ready for the game! Yell "Go Canes whoosh whoosh at them!".

Hahahahaha! Her now being a realtor is one of the least surprising things ever!

No. He died. Accidentally inhaled a MicroMachine when it got mixed up in his giant pile of blow.

My adopted ****** children read these threads. Please don't ruin the holiday magic for them.

If Santa wore the costume as much as the guy I'm talking about then I'd definitely tell them he's not real.

I saw him temporarily believing that Luigi DROVE cross-country last week to interview here. Stopped preparing for Arizona (which through 3 quarters actually WAS believable) and didn't fly so as to not be detected and set off alarm bells in Oregon.

DBC has some obvious "deficits". This dude does not. And I'm not even claiming he's making anyone look bad but himself. It's just about as lame seeing him traverse all the parking lots looking for attention as the parents who let their little kids think he's a player. I once saw morons having...

If I'm band then my last wish is that you show up to every future Canes Swimming & Diving meet in their full uniform....for the next 20 years. Honor my memory, brother!

He's this dude minus the wealth for hookers but plus a sob story. You say he doesn't go out of his way to seek attention? ALL he does is walk EVERY tailgate lot each game looking for simps that want to take pictures with him or children not yet cognitively developed beyond that of a housecat...

Au contraire mon frere. I was actually raised by a family that insisted on wearing full unis/pads to EVERY sporting event. You know how traumatizing it is when kids see your mom wearing ice skates in the stands at an NHL game?

It's been easily over 10 years of "coping".

This guy is no different than this guy at this point. Come at me. I don't care. The occasional unpopular opinion is good for the soul....much better than continually showing up to games in full uniform like a giant herb because you like the attention.

This guy needs to stop. Yesssss, I know the original story behind it but that ran its course a LONG time ago. Now it's just weird and embarrassing and seemingly part of HIS self-worth/identity. If he has any friends they should tell him as much.