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Haha. It's always implied in these instances.

They technically have to give him a new car if that happens.

Hahaha. Seriously. If dude can scheme his way out of banging a student while his Latina wife is about to pop out a little apple then I'm actually optimistic about his offensive scheming abilities.

She's a latina too. I'm actually surprised he's still alive. Orrrrr she's playing the real long game and is gonna bang Laz now to really shame Applewhite.

As long as they're not from the Kirby Freeman tree. I'll NEVER understand how he was such a highly touted QB recruit. But yeah, we could've been a regular 10+ win team the last few years if we had any number of just the decent QBs from Texas recently.

Not sure if this has been brought up but does anyone remember the time Applewhite got caught banging a UT student when his wife was 9mos pregnant? And we thought Fedora was the savage? Weeee back!

Well done. As well done as a @brock steak. Outstanding.