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Kyle field, though it does have 107,000 screaming yokels, does not smell nearly enough like **** to be considered “like the swamp.”

I love how them getting murdered by their secsecsec brethren has somehow become a source of pride. I’m not taking any schedule grief (yes, ours is dog**** - thanks, mostly, to them sucking) from a team that has left the state of Florida for a non-conference game exactly once in my lifetime (a...

So, 1. Take the over.

there will only be two people from our team that year on the field (well, sidelines) come this August - Zion Nelson (maybe) and Dan Enos (thanks, Billy).

Alabama. But, potato potato. Anything north of I-4 is all the same.

What? You mean to tell me there aren't any billionaires that went to Buchholz? Not even any fake billionaires willing to rile up attention? They didn't have the cunning nerve to create a health system that would take advantage of the pandemic just to become an athletics slush fund? Sucks to be...

LOL at FIU_Mike. "We should've just bit the bullet and taken his cousin" - 'his cousin' being ranked #72 overall in the country and the 7th best edge rusher in the class. Even before the all-star bump, he was always a solid 4* and never outside the top 220 prospects. Still, FIU_Mike can't admit...

I didn't have a guy named DooDooHead proffering a useful thought I had yet to consider on my GatorTears bingo card. Of course, the conversation had to meander all the way to sucking one's own **** in order to get to that novel nugget - but that's beside the point - Congratulations, DooDooHead.

Besides all of the other delusion that can fill an entire encyclopedia - it's pretty easy to just look at the numbers to see that "volume" decidedly does not help your composite in any real way. The bottom 6 signees from our 291.54 composite score added a grand total of... 1.02 points to the...

Sign me up. I'll go sabotage "coach" the gata for a couple seasons at half that rate.

Billy's already got two Louisiana tagalongs on-field with the o-line. Just no room for a 3rd - even if he is a gator "legend".

Maybe, just maybe, everyone hates you because you’re all ******* *****.

Why does ai think Dennis Smith is a gator?

If you tell me you ate the lasagna at il Pappagalos down in Perrine, then I'll be impressed.

Did not take you for a NoMi guy. lol. I had the same thought. They opened up about 5 or 6 of them - one in the red bird shopping center 2 minutes from the law school and another that was more of a slice place right next to the courthouse downtown. The original is gone, so is the one in the...

You can only play that card once. Any more often and you'll end up looking like Mike and Worm out in front of the State Trooper's clubhouse. That said - I hope they try it.

It wasn’t even the most delusional part (whenever you have to quote “special teams expected points against” to prove your point, you’ve already lost) - but I particularly like how giving up a 70 yard bomb to a walk-on 4th string qb (on the very first play from scrimmage of the shiny new DCs...