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You're thinking of Adam Duritz.

Haha. I know. I'm just a few Bartles & Jaymes into the day.

As the great Jakob Dylan of the legendary band Matchstick Twenty once said: I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell I know right now you can't tell But stay a while and maybe then you'll see

Disirregardless of your original assertion, I'll say this- The WORST teams under every one of our previous head coaches of the last 40 years still beat Mario's first year head corched Canes team. These are the benchmarks we're still somehow clearing as a program. And people have the...

Likewise and exactly.

The ol' Oregon "rebuild" narrative.

I seriously almost just choked to death on a couple of Trader Joe's peanut butter pretzels that I was trying to swallow as I opened that. Hahahaha. Imagine the ambulance/coroner seeing this playing on loop next to my corpse.

Rubbish!

Separated at birth.

Marty Smith apparently stores unwrapped pies for tailgates in the bed of his truck.

I'll pick up a car battery with your name on it.

Might be the only time I wish it would snow in South Florida. Guess I gotta see if I can get a bulk rate on batteries..

I'm just piling on now but there seriously isn't a coach in all of CFB thar looks like more like a braindead deer in headlights when he's getting his *** kicked OR it's crunchtime in the 4th quarter than Mario. This dude seriously needs a former HC for either his next OC or DC. At least then...

Gotta love that this season has become such a ****show that you're glad you cancelled road game trip plans....because you're sure the event staff at places like Clemson would've tossed you out already....for threatening your own sideline.

NOBODY on this planet cares moar than Mario.

At least Mario brought discipline to this program.

This entire season has been one big showcase of Lou Hedley. Good for him.

This program is gassed.

Said it in a different thread (possibly about Katie Meier) but L is the ONLY coach (head or position) on that campus in any of the major sports that is currently completely worthy of any associated positive reputation.

Yup. Gotta protect his confidence. Losing 68-0 today won't harm it nearly as bad if we ask him to throw on 3rd and long.