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Hahahaha! Phenomenal.

Hahaha! He was holding out for a handjob from the Bahamian dude that hired all those laborers for the construction jobs and then had to flee to another island when there was no money to pay them.

Haha. Exactly. I drive to a Publix....that I can see from my house. That said, I'd also walk a couple miles if the wait for an Uber is 90 mins or the surge pricing is more than a flight to Sydney.

The BEST part is I think their gaydar was off about the Bahamian customs official playing for that team too!

You must be the kinda guy that'd have a mental breakdown and be threatening lawsuits on Twitter at 1am if you had to walk 2.8 miles back to "civilization". The only "******* dumb take" is pretending people in other cities don't walk at least that far after baseball/soccer/etc games.

This whole "disaster" narrative was already obvious and ready to be rolled out today months ago. What's the actual horror? A tree caught on fire and a bunch of people on recreational drugs had to walk a couple of miles at 1am. I kinda feel like they should just offer no transportation to the...