Susan Miller Degnan ‏@smillerdegnan

#UM #Canes fans, your new offensive coordinator, James Coley (sorry #FSU), is already on campus at UM as I write this.

The way we are going to close on this class will show America we back. Everybody outside of Coral Gables will **** their mother****ing pants, and I love it. **** everybody else. Especially the NCAA. We back.

Really dont know what to say except for fuggin lulz @ FSU.





Recruiting Impact: James Coley
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http://floridastate.247sports.com/A...iting-impact-of-the-departure-of-Coley-113074

From a recruiting standpoint, the departure of Florida State offensive coordinator James Coley will have an impact. Noles247.com gives their take.
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crozea551586 posts
I'm ****ed that he screwed us so last second. I hope we beat Miami by 50 when they come to Tallahassee...RUTS.
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bocaratonnoles1484 posts
Didnt read! Already know we are screwed this year with remaining south florida targets!
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BACK!

I'm not sure that people truly understand just how gangster this power move was by Alshermond. He walked into our biggest instate rival's Head Corch's house and cuckolded that motherfugger. Flat out cuckolded him. I'm not even sure Alshermond is convinced Coley is a genius playcaller, but I can just picture him and Cristobal cooking this idea up and laughing their a$$es off about how gangster it would be to send the message that fsu is now our bytch and a dying program that they just put on life support.

Al needs to change the spelling of his last name to Goldon because this dude is the Don of College Football. I crowned him a few weeks when he signed Sandland. Well, I just Donned that big strapping motherfugger with the hair of Zeus right now. Golden should now default to Goldon.

G reg1327 said:

Love this for recruiting but read he is more of a spread type coach. Anyone know if there is any truth to that? And if so wonder if that means Golden wants to change our offensive identity

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You don't think Fisch ran a lot of spread last year? We were constantly in spread formations running spread plays.

The Franchise said:

I'm not sure that people truly understand just how gangster this power move was by Alshermond. He walked into our biggest instate rival's Head Corch's house and cuckolded that motherfugger. Flat out cuckolded him. I'm not even sure Alshermond is convinced Coley is a genius playcaller, but I can just picture him and Cristobal cooking this idea up and laughing their a$$es off about how gangster it would be to send the message that fsu is now our bytch and a dying program that they just put on life support.

Al needs to change the spelling of his last name to Goldon because this dude is the Don of College Football. I crowned him a few weeks when he signed Sandland. Well, I just Donned that big strapping motherfugger with the hair of Zeus right now. Golden should now default to Goldon.

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I'm still not sure if Golden did this because he really likes Coley, wants another recruiter, or just to prove that he could.

This UM staff now officially has the best collective group of hair in college football. Goldon almost had it done on his own, but Coley puts them over the top in combo with that badger like mane of Cristobal.

Holy crap Wikipedia is fast

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Coley

"James Coley (born April 14, 1973, in Miami, Florida) is an American college football coach who currently is the offensive coordinator and tight ends coach at the University of Miami, having filled the same role at Florida State University previously."

and there's also the nice benefit of now knowing their offense, inside and out, their players' tendencies, strengths + weaknesses, etc. this is a huge win in many ways outside of just recruiting.

Dan E. Dangerously said:

The Franchise said:

I'm not sure that people truly understand just how gangster this power move was by Alshermond. He walked into our biggest instate rival's Head Corch's house and cuckolded that motherfugger. Flat out cuckolded him. I'm not even sure Alshermond is convinced Coley is a genius playcaller, but I can just picture him and Cristobal cooking this idea up and laughing their a$$es off about how gangster it would be to send the message that fsu is now our bytch and a dying program that they just put on life support.

Al needs to change the spelling of his last name to Goldon because this dude is the Don of College Football. I crowned him a few weeks when he signed Sandland. Well, I just Donned that big strapping motherfugger with the hair of Zeus right now. Golden should now default to Goldon.

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I'm still not sure if Golden did this because he really likes Coley, wants another recruiter, or just to prove that he could.

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I'm right with you, DED. I wouldn't be surprised to see Goldon fire Coley an hour after all the LOIs are faxed in and then laugh in his face.

Skating away From the NCAA, beating duke, and getting James Coley? It's easy

Artist Formerly Known As said:

I almost wanna feel bad for jimbo but then I realize I ******* hate him and FSU

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I almost wanna neg you, but then I realize it's the greatest day in a decade, and Imma give you a pass!

Jimbo Fisher's offseason in a one act play:

As he clutched his bleeding wound, Jimbo couldn't help but wonder how it had all gone downhill so quickly.

It seemed yesterday he was on top of the world. And now, he was on his back.

He labored to breathe as he looked at his fingers, stained with red.

They were sticky.

The air above him was filled with smoke.

The end hung over him.

He reflected upon the last few weeks. His consigliere? Gone. His top lieutenants? Gone. Even his young recruits had abandoned him at this point.

As he lay there, he only had one last question. He tried to summon his strongest voice, but even that seemed to have betrayed him.

"Why?" he whimpered.

Al Golden crouched down and bent at the knees. He placed the cigarette in Jimbo's mouth.

As he stood back up, Golden never broke eye contact.

He let the silence linger for a moment as Jimbo drew in on the cigarette.

"Because it's my turn now," Golden replied, cold as the gun in his hand, and just as unforgiving.

All Jimbo saw was a flash of light as Golden pulled the trigger.

Pretty sure Pantene Pro-V will join Burger King as a new sponsor of the U by weeks end

I am stunned right now. Just stunned. THe last 24 hours have been too much...

Al Golden to Jimbo: "Gimme Your ****"

alax89 said:

Holy crap Wikipedia is fast

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Coley

"James Coley (born April 14, 1973, in Miami, Florida) is an American college football coach who currently is the offensive coordinator and tight ends coach at the University of Miami, having filled the same role at Florida State University previously."

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WHOA.... What is Mario going to Coach?

JC

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James Coley as been hired by Al Golden to become Offensive Coordinator.

According to Manny Navarro of the Miami Herald, James Coley as been hired by Al Golden to become Offensive Coordinator. This is kind of a big deal. More positive news for UM after yesterday's huge day. This helps with Kirkland, Thomas, Collins, and **** near every other recruit we feel like.

What this means:

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Prepare your **** America.

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Bottom GIF is knda creeping me the f*** out...

JerseyCanes said:

alax89 said:

Holy crap Wikipedia is fast

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Coley

"James Coley (born April 14, 1973, in Miami, Florida) is an American college football coach who currently is the offensive coordinator and tight ends coach at the University of Miami, having filled the same role at Florida State University previously."

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WHOA.... What is Mario going to Coach?

JC

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We've got more TE corches than any staff in the history of football.