Youre the Manager at a Chinese Buffet

[ABear]

This group walks in ...







... ... ... do you start filing bankruptcy papers?

 

[wvcanefan]

Poison the food

 

[Problem2]

Who's the last one

 

[ABear]

Who's the last one

Our assistant athletic director

 

[HulkaCaniac]

Holy ****, who's the tub of goo on the third picture? Is a qualification to work or cover Miami football is to be obese?

 

[We'retheBoss]

Nah, I'm not concerned; Corch D has never shut down anything.

 

[mirednmediocrity2]

Rotten crab legs and poisoned oysters. Should do the trick. At least these porkers will lose some weight.

 

[Problem2]

Who's the last one

Our assistant athletic director

That explains it

 

[AzorianCane]

Nah, I'm not concerned; Corch D has never shut down anything.

This one's hit deep, deep , deep....and I don't think that one's playable!

 

[SFbayCane]

I tell all of the other customers who are complaining about us constantly running out of shrimp that they are bad fans of my restaurant and that they should pay their money to eat there no matter what the service or quality of food.






















Sincerely,


the UM Athletic department.

 

[Cane Dynasty]

**** UM pays well for schit results.

 

[GoldenOfrio Sucks]

I tell all of the other customers who are complaining about us constantly running out of shrimp that they are bad fans of my restaurant and that they should pay their money to eat there no matter what the service or quality of food.






















Sincerely,


the UM Athletic department.

And like it too

 

[The Franchise]

Funny thing is those slobs probably can't even power eat like real men. They're bloated because of putrid genetics and constant fargotty grazing.

 

[FG305]

A Chinese person would probably think that 3 albino Buddahs are cursing the U for some reason...

 

[BigDikCane]

In the last 4 years have we ever shut a team out? Famu or Bethune?

 

[ABear]

In the last 4 years have we ever shut a team out? Famu or Bethune?

FIU in 2013?

 

[Dingaan1828]

What are the chances that you can eat at a Chinese buffet, or any buffet, without getting the trots?

 

[ABear]

What are the chances that you can eat at a Chinese buffet, or any buffet, without getting the trots?

if You stick with the fried rice ... and pick the right kind of chicken, you'll be alright.

you're better of just going to a hibachi restaurant though.

 

[CaneFan79]

Tell them a guy wearing a tie, carrying binders, and wearing a "Free Jerry" ballcap ate all the food and just left...

 

[ABear]

Tell them a guy wearing a tie, carrying binders, and wearing a "Free Jerry" ballcap ate all the food and just left...