You Never Go Full Kellen Winslow Jr

UMFarArcher

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He'll have to bring his own bat.

No one will want to pick up the one he just used.

Don't you know momma and daddy are so very proud of this jerkoff?
 
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Interesting legal issue...

If cops need a warrant or permission to search your car— which is private property— why can’t he masturbate in his own car legally?

Any lawyers here can answer that?

Plain Sight Doctrine. Just like if you leave a bag of cocaine on the front seat.
 

Canezum5

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Swing batter batter, swing or swing your bat and make some batter?

Its confusing. I feel for him. I blame baseball.

M.L.B.= MILKY LIQUID BATTER
 

Liquidstoke

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Clearly, you have mistaken the concepts of "private property" with "personal abode".

As well as the concept of car windows.
So theoretically --

If someone were masturbating in their home by the front window and someone walks by and sees them...

Would that be cause for an arrest?

Doesn't the individual have a right to do what they want in their private property? And if the public is LOOKING INTO their home-- how would that constitute a crime?
 

Empirical Cane

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So theoretically --

If someone were masturbating in their home by the front window and someone walks by and sees them...

Would that be cause for an arrest?

Doesn't the individual have a right to do what they want in their private property? And if the public is LOOKING INTO their home-- how would that constitute a crime?
I believe that has been ruled legal.

Gross and disturbed, but legal.
 
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