YOU fired Gattis and are hiring the next OC. Who you getting?

[Badbart43]

Let' s see where this goes....if you say someone else, kindly let us all know who you think.

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

Is this like a forced labor situation where I'm making an offer they can't refuse, so I can literally pick whatever name I want? Or are you expecting only reasonably attainable candidates in that "someone else" category?

 

[Badbart43]

Is this like a forced labor situation where I'm making an offer they can't refuse, so I can literally pick whatever name I want? Or are you expecting only reasonably attainable candidates in that "someone else" category?

This is fantasy land, but I'd like to see realistic options....

 

[Zombie-Cane]

This is fantasy land, but I'd like to see realistic options....

Realistic? Ok then, remove Gattis and Dorsey immediately as neither is realistic.

 

[MedleyCane]

I think it will be someone like Tim Cramsey, who is currently at Memphis.
And I know it will provoke the posting of vomit emojis, but he has had numerous
gigs, done well and adapted accordingly with talent at hand at every single stop.

 

[423Hurricane]

Like just about everyone else, no clue.

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

I think it will be someone like Tim Cramsey, who is currently at Memphis.
And I know it will provoke the posting of vomit emojis, but he has had numerous
gigs, done well and adapted accordingly with talent at hand at every single stop.

Past relationship with Mario. I'd say that name is more realistic than either Gattis or Dorsey, TBH.

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

Like just about everyone else, no clue.

No clue who it's going to be, for sure. But who would you hire if you were hiring and had an open checkbook? I think that's what OP is getting at.

 

[Tru C]

Jesus, 14 people and counting said “someone else”, with Mullen on the list. The fans are battered wives.

 

[Dwinstitles]

Out of that list give me Mullen 100. But I would hire Tom Brady for sure

 

[SinisterCane]

Let' s see where this goes....if you say someone else, kindly let us all know who you think.

NFL coach since Monday and ain’t a thang and no more Miami bros

 

[MumbleRap]

Kliff

 

[Mackmiller974]

If Mario doesn't change his philosophy and wants a Pro style offense then Brian Johnson would be my pick.

 

[My2Sense]

Since this is fantasy land, I'd pick Tom Herman as my top choice. But he's not available. So from the options you've provided, my order of preference:

1. Dorsey
2. Ruggerio
3. Mullen
4. Somebody Else
5. Arroyo
6. Coley
7. Anybody Else with a Pulse
8. The exhumed body of Mike Leach.
9. Sigh..........Josh Gattis

 

[Trav]

Why is Dorsey on the list? He's going to be an NFL head coach soon.

 

[tsimonitis]

Arroyo- he made Herbert a first round pick

 

[Caneofcanes]

DORSEY ISNT COMING. KLIFF IS OFF LIVING HIS BEST LIFE. I’LL TAKE MULLEN OR BRIAN JOHNSON EAGLES QB COACH.

 

[ball915]

Patrick Nix

 

[passitback]

I selected Mullen with Arroyo coming in at a close second

 

[OrangeBowlMagic]

What name did you mean to put when autocorrect switched it to Coley?

Unless Stacy has been coaching somewhere?

I would take Laveranues Coley over James Coley. Coley Colas. Coca-Coley. Coley Swindell. Anyone.