Why I hate the gators

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because i'm alive


because i have a brain


because i dont have *** with my family


because i realize jeans should be full leg length


because i can admit when my team does things wrong off the field rather than denying it all and pointing back


because i realize how sad it is to call any other team thugs and the racial implications that come with it


because I have never worshiped a player as if he were god... (ahem teblow blowers)

because I have pride

and because i was born, bred and will die a mother f*ckin Miami Hurricane
 
TOOL BOX!
You embarrass your fan base....but then again all of your fans are embarrassing....don't go to the game at the expense of getting your electric turned off...
 
in addition, im tired of hearing all their ******* love for crybaby tebow. i cant wait till we trash their pos team and send em back crying to their bumble**** city
 
Another thing about their fans. During a Gatas game, go look and see how many people (usually dumb women) are out and about wearing head to toe Gatas clothing.

I was in Orlando last year twice during Gata games, and the city was just full of Gata shirts and hats walking around during the UF USC game for one..
 
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The Gators are the worst team across any level of any sport. My disdain for that team is orders of magnitude greater than it is for any other.

They ducked us in the '60s in basketball. They flopped and cheated in the '70s in football. They ducked us again in the '80s.

Now, every slack-jawed SEC-slurping pile of excrement thinks that unleashing a system offense full of murderers, racists, and rapists on the SEC is grounds for being labeled 'elite'. ***** the school, ***** the team, ***** their fanbase, and ***** Gainesville. ****, ***** Alachua County.

I'm expecting a full court press of toothless white trash, entitled polo and Sperry-clad pus-suckers, and punk-*** criminals at Sun Life this Saturday. The Canes need to shut these turds up early and often come 9/7. I hope Al & Co. come out swinging and don't let up on these slimy ****ers.
 
This is why we have to beat them. Just once, we have to win a big game. The thought of that *** Driskell and their ****** fans dancing at the end of the game sickens me.

The 2010 Free Shoes game scarred me for life, and this will be ten times worse.
 
Another thing about their fans. During a Gatas game, go look and see how many people (usually dumb women) are out and about wearing head to toe Gatas clothing.

I was in Orlando last year twice during Gata games, and the city was just full of Gata shirts and hats walking around during the UF USC game for one..

It's the same with all the Bama, UGA and UT "fans" up here. I actually say the same thing to my wife every Saturday when we're out during one of those games and we see "fans" of those teams decked out in their gear, or driving around with car flags.
 
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The Gators are the worst team across any level of any sport. My disdain for that team is orders of magnitude greater than it is for any other.

They ducked us in the '60s in basketball. They flopped and cheated in the '70s in football. They ducked us again in the '80s.

Now, every slack-jawed SEC-slurping pile of excrement thinks that unleashing a system offense full of murderers, racists, and rapists on the SEC is grounds for being labeled 'elite'. ***** the school, ***** the team, ***** their fanbase, and ***** Gainesville. ****, ***** Alachua County.

I'm expecting a full court press of toothless white trash, entitled polo and Sperry-clad pus-suckers, and punk-*** criminals at Sun Life this Saturday. The Canes need to shut these turds up early and often come 9/7. I hope Al & Co. come out swinging and don't let up on these slimy ****ers.


Tell us how you really feel! Bravo.

That is up there with the Declaration of Independence, the Gettysburg Address, the JFK speech, MLK's "I had a Dream", and "It's a Canes Thing, you Wouldn't Understand"
 
This quote should be tacked on the front page of this site. Not enough to rep it just once. I'll have to hit you again later ReptheGables. Excellent, excellent post!

The Gators are the worst team across any level of any sport. My disdain for that team is orders of magnitude greater than it is for any other.

They ducked us in the '60s in basketball. They flopped and cheated in the '70s in football. They ducked us again in the '80s.

Now, every slack-jawed SEC-slurping pile of excrement thinks that unleashing a system offense full of murderers, racists, and rapists on the SEC is grounds for being labeled 'elite'. ***** the school, ***** the team, ***** their fanbase, and ***** Gainesville. ****, ***** Alachua County.

I'm expecting a full court press of toothless white trash, entitled polo and Sperry-clad pus-suckers, and punk-*** criminals at Sun Life this Saturday. The Canes need to shut these turds up early and often come 9/7. I hope Al & Co. come out swinging and don't let up on these slimy ****ers.
 
The Flop game I was sitting in 8th row above play and was scarred for life. .

I'm not going to lie, I thought the flop was pretty cool. A lot of you would think that was great if we were the team to it, whether you would admit that or not. That was before my time as a fan though.

Are you really a Canes fan as that is the most pro-gator post I have ever seen by a supposed Canes fan. That act was the most unsportsmanlike act in the history of team sports and you think it was cool you should trade in your green for blue. Please everyone refrain from capitalizing gators Coach Walt is rolling in his grave everytime a Canes fan does that.
 
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Becuase they are poor losers and even poorer winners. The good thing when they lose is you hardly see any gator gear for a week.
 
Becuase they are poor losers and even poorer winners. The good thing when they lose is you hardly see any gator gear for a week.


This. True story. Back in the late sixties we were participating in the Southeastern pswimming and diving championships being held at the Univ. of Georgia in Athens. Lots of schools that we typically didn't compete against we're there. Two gator divers were in the competition and displaying their typical arrogant and self-important attitudes. A diver from I believe it was Southern Illinois (this was his first encounter with a u***ger), after observing their obnoxious comments and attitude looked at me and asked "what's wrong with those guys?". Only explanation I could give him was "they're gators being gators". And they weren't very good divers either as neither made it into the finals. However, listening to them talk during practice you'd have thought they were Greg Louganis.
 
In 86 after we won and I went back to work on Monday a gator friend told me was waiting for me to call him on Sunday and rag him. I told him I don't do that and he said he would have called me if they won. I told him I didn't want to be like a gator fan. In 1987 after Fiesta Bowl loss I received a call from Gainesville where everyone in the room was chanting Heisman because of Testaverde's poor performance. Only gators would rag people over a game they weren't involved in.
 
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