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Who was Danny Boy Cane? (Sorry for being young)

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Dbc was cloned. No one knows what happened to the real DBC. last I heard from the real Dbc he was freaking out about one of Aldarius Johnsons injuries.
 
pacusmc said:
Last place you wanna go shooting up is a canes tailgate. Dead before the first 911 call. Just on this board alone we have military snipers, former spec ops active police officers and not to mention what would happen when trunks start poopin.
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My meatups at the blue lot for mat drills in my vast assortment of singlets have me moar than ready for action. I owe most of it to DBC's inspo.
 
Wasn't he on TV recently? Someone on the WEZ or here I could but mistaken....had a pic of him sitting at the Pitt game. They either took a pic of him on the tv or were at the game I'm not sure.
 
tinman_96 said:
I’ve heard a lot about this character, and seen some YouTube videos of him...
I notice he’s Prolly got assburgers and denied being killed by a bear...

So which one of you goons created that rumor and how was he a legend?
Sorry for being way too young to know the grassy days.
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I do not know which poster specifically said he was killed by a bear, or failed to pay child support or had the swine flu. Although, Hulkacaniac was pretty relentless.

DBC gained notoriety by 1st and foremost, predicting wins in the face of the Canes looking terrible prior to a tough opponent. This became known as the DBC curse, which would guarantee a loss as much as a Lee Corso win prediction would yield.

In response to DBC's outrageous claims, people would pile on accusations and DBC would ALWAYS assume people believed the accusations, no matter how absurd. Oddly enough, when someone would tell him that the accusations were just to get a rise out him and were not truly believed, DBC did NOT believe the truth and would double down on defending that he was not dead and had no children.
 
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I cant find the thread anymore, but there was an archived one from either the main board or canestime where someone got him to make up a legitimate arguement as to why the BYE week isnt an actual opponent, Brigham Young Episcopal, they got that ****** going on about it for pages. Was my absolute favorite DBC moment
 
TheEye said:
I do not know which poster specifically said he was killed by a bear, or failed to pay child support or had the swine flu. Although, Hulkacaniac was pretty relentless.

DBC gained notoriety by 1st and foremost, predicting wins in the face of the Canes looking terrible prior to a tough opponent. This became known as the DBC curse, which would guarantee a loss as much as a Lee Corso win prediction would yield.

In response to DBC's outrageous claims, people would pile on accusations and DBC would ALWAYS assume people believed the accusations, no matter how absurd. Oddly enough, when someone would tell him that the accusations were just to get a rise out him and were not truly believed, DBC did NOT believe the truth and would double down on defending that he was not dead and had no children.
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All of this.... I was about to type all of that, almost verbatim, to give you an honest answer. Glad as f someone beat me to it.
 
Dwinstitles said:
Wasn't he on TV recently? Someone on the WEZ or here I could but mistaken....had a pic of him sitting at the Pitt game. They either took a pic of him on the tv or were at the game I'm not sure.
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This is a frequent problem - there are professional and part-time look-a-likes for Hollywood stars and celebrities - many of which are absolutely indiscernable in appearance.

DBC was clearly a national enigma - and generated a lot of international interest with his uncanny ability to break down UM football - something we can all agree on.

But what I think pushed this to the limit was the day he was outdoors - belting out a song from West Side Story, "I Feel Pretty" and unfortunately at the time, with his full concentration on his diligent removal of toe jam - he was unaware of the bear that had sneaked up on him that later ate him, with the exception of his feet - and the toes with excess toe jam.

I would suggest thusly - this was a look-a-like, playing off of the international notoriety of DBC - and that your observation was a good faith mistake as these look-a-likes are often - perfect!
 
Its been a long time, so what I am posting might not be exact. DBC lived with his mother in either NJ or MD. He would come out with his pre and post game analysis every week on Canestime (Grassy). I don't believe he ever made it to a home game, but may have attended some of the games in the NE corridor. No one I knew ever actually met him or saw him at a game. The bear thing started after he said something online about seeing what he though was a bear looking in one of his windows. The swine flu thing started after he missed posting and the swine flu was going around at the time. The child support thing started after someone found out what his real name was and did a google search on it, then ran with it. He took a lot of isht and once people knew they were getting to him, they started piling on.
 
UMFarArcher said:
This is a frequent problem - there are professional and part-time look-a-likes for Hollywood stars and celebrities - many of which are absolutely indiscernable in appearance.

DBC was clearly a national enigma - and generated a lot of international interest with his uncanny ability to break down UM football - something we can all agree on.

But what I think pushed this to the limit was the day he was outdoors - belting out a song from West Side Story, "I Feel Pretty" and unfortunately at the time, with his full concentration on his diligent removal of toe jam - he was unaware of the bear that had sneaked up on him that later ate him, with the exception of his feet - and the toes with excess toe jam.

I would suggest thusly - this was a look-a-like, playing off of the international notoriety of DBC - and that your observation was a good faith mistake as these look-a-likes are often - perfect!
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That was Brad Edwards, who has undergone numerous plastic surgeries to make himself look like DBC. I'm also pretty sure that i saw a youtube video (where oh where has that gone?) of DBC being attacked by the bear because he happened to be holding a Subway sandwich at the time of the encounter. There was also video of the lizard incident in San Juan (where oh where has that gone?).
 
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