Who is that team with the "Christmas Ornament" helmets?

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Wife: Miami's losing
Me: yup.
Ten second pause.
Wife: they lost the last one too, right?
Me: yeah. Thanks.
 
Wife: Why do you keep watching this?

Me: Cause I'm as big of an ******* as our coach.
 
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Wife before game: Oh, I shouldn't be wearing this (UM 2001 NC hoodie) (implied historical bad luck of wearing gear on game day).

Me: Doesn't matter.
 
mine refused to watch. i'm officially the only one left that still cares.
i'm not buying tickets next season. i'm officially out too. my time and money will find something better.
 
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My girlfriend is a FSU fan I feel your pain. Miami has not won one game this year she has watched with me. My family is telling me I need to get rid of her to see if our luck changes.
Wife: Miami's losing
Me: yup.
Ten second pause.
Wife: they lost the last one too, right?
Me: yeah. Thanks.
 
My wife doesn't read the blogs and gave up watching games this year because of the losing.
I turned off the game at half time and left to go visit family.
Now, she has seen UM play in the orange bowl in 2001 and like me has been a Cane fan (not a football fan) since.
Her comments:
Why are they wearing green?
Well at least that idiot will be gone next year! When I said no she wanted to know why not.
Apparently the problem is obvious to everybody but the administration.
SAD!!!!
I'll be watching the score in passing next year but not watching as long as Golden is still here. I can't stand the crap football we play under this staff.
 
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