Who commits next ???

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Some kid currently committed to FIU. This one will actually take the bait and switch. Not like Jones who saw greener pastures as a Panther.
 
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Half the fan base will be committing themselves to mental health care officials. After a month of deep hypnosis they will elevate Golden to god status. There is going to be a new zombiefied west end zone for them to celebrate games we lose by less then two touchdowns, while still paying $8 dollars for a beer. A retired Shalala will entertain them during timeouts with her new golden girls cheerleading squad. (No splits please) Meanwhile Thad Foote will be put on the ring of honor. One lucky ticket holder will win a date to a future game with Debbie Wasserman (Sgt) Shultz. They are leaving a hole in the new roof to lower Paul Dee down for a proper burial at midfield.
 
Lol the admin needs to pray the fan base commits lolol

Because the top talent is not winning
 
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