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Which UM football player all time could you clone and field an entire team of and have a chance to win?

BigDikDaddyFromCincinnati said:
Let's not get carried away here. I said a few, not a few dozen.
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True story, him and my dad ran in the same circles and he watched Dennis get litteraly dragged semi-consious out of the Old Cutler Inn and Taurus in the Grove on numerous occasions. (And then my friends and I would do the same for Bryce at Palmetto house parties). What a family. Dennis is 79 and somehow still has a liver. Needs to be studied by science.
 
Trav said:
True story, him and my dad ran in the same circles and he watched Dennis get litteraly dragged semi-consious out of the Old Cutler Inn and Taurus in the Grove on numerous occasions. (And then my friends and I would do the same for Bryce at Palmetto house parties). What a family. Dennis is 79 and somehow still has a liver. Needs to be studied by science.
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I ran in to him at Duffys in a similar condition that you described. His liver is from planet Krypton.
 
kendallcanes said:
Warren Sapp

6'2 300 pounds running a 4.69 40 yard dash. Give me 11 of those on defense and let's see someone move the ball.
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I pass every play. The answer here has to be someone from the secondary. But in reality, football is too specialized. Whatever team would get smoked by an FCS school.
 
amanan28 said:
Some offseason shenanigans…

The easy answer is Sean Taylor, but im curious on other takes
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Richard Gordon and Brian Monroe...

Duh GIF
 
ajkreider said:
I pass every play. The answer here has to be someone from the secondary. But in reality, football is too specialized. Whatever team would get smoked by an FCS school.
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If you run a spread with someone from the secondary, Warren Sapp would be vulnerable (but it ultimately depends on how good of a thrower your player is). What is your strategy to stop a Warren Sapp power run game if your player is severly undersized?

Instead of the secondary, maybe a better choice would be a tight end --- Shockey, Olsen, Winslow, Bubba Franks (roughly 250 pounds). Players trained in blocking and catching and route running while being of a size to play multiple defensive positions.
 
James Williams! Can play anywhere on defense! But would it be cheating if I put NFL JW at 240 plus on the lines and LB? He also played offense in HS.

Honorable mention is RAY RAY ARMSTRONG! Played everything in HS! Including QB, TE, WR and can play every position on defense at a high level!
 
Pentagon Cane said:
0-12. That NC State performance might have been the worst performance in UM history and that goes back to the single wing and belly option days. **** I remember the Kary and E J. Baker days to boot. He was so bad when he transferred to Baylor he got benched in the 1st quater of the 1st game. Granted RGIII replaced him but that guy was just awful.
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Spencer Whipple against Virginia has to be the worst performance in Miami history
 
amanan28 said:
Some offseason shenanigans…

The easy answer is Sean Taylor, but im curious on other takes
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he would get destroyed, too small to block, need to clone someone who could realistically also play the trentches
 
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