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Where’s Cribby??? Can we get a wellness check??

SWFLSWAGG17 said:
Are you running around your living room wearing his skin as a dress or something? It's not like OP was being malicious.
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Did I say he was being malicious? Whenever someone doesn't post for a little you all want to send out a search party. Let the man be.
 
shumbly33 said:
Word on the streets is that Cribby was spotted at a local Denny's having breakfast with Elvis, Michael Jackson, and Wade Boggs. There is a strong indication from my unimpeachable sauces that he was eating a a well done steak smothered in ketchup, with a side of mac n cheese made with mayo.
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Fyi Boggs is still alive. Maybe you neant Sandberg?
 
I'll say this about Cribby - he sure can keep secrets that he wishes to.

Last I heard - he was working with the Swedish National Bikini Team with their tour, making arrangements - and the girls just love him. They say he's sweet. The whole time I was thinking 'they just don't know.'

And of course he's currently bouncing around location after location for next Spring's Sports Illustrated Swimwear shoot. Don't even think about it - he won't TELL! Says he not only won't - but can't due to Hurricane Season still in play and some locations may get leveled.

I've tried. Begged. Tried to bribe. Nothing works.

Another couple weeks - and he'll show up. He's like that Everready Bunny with that drum - keeps going, going, and going.

Cribby and Whoop. I just don't know how they do it.
 
and were not going to hear from him anytime soon. Cribby was Julio Frenk if you didnt know
 
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