When D$ Said UVA was the Start of a Streak...

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He was talking about Manny’s tightie whities after ****ting all over himself.

WOOOOOOOO!

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In all fairness he didn't say how long the streak would last. The answer is 1.
 
I'M NOT LEAVING THE HECHT 'TIL YOU AND I GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT! I'M TELLING YOU, BLAKE! I WILL LEAVE! THE FOOTBALL! WORLD! FOREVER! I WILL SIGN...MY HOUSE, MY CARS, WHATEVER MONEY I HAVE, I'LL SIGN IT OVER TO YOU! I WILL GIVE YOU THE SATISFACTION OF SAYING YOU RAPED THE NATURE BOY! IF YOU HAVE THE YOU-KNOW-WHAT, TO WALK THE AISLE HERE TONIGHT, ONE MORE TIME!

BUT! BUT! THE ONE STIPULATION...THAT I'M BEGGING YOU...Oh, god, I'm begging you, BLAKE...BE A MAN! IF BY THE GRACE! OF THE GOOD LORD—WOOO—I...BEAT YOU...I GET TO RUN UM ATHLETICS FOR 90 DAYS!

AND THE FIRST THING I'M GONNA DO IS TAKE! YOUR HEAD! OUT OF MANNY’S...***! WOOOO!

YOU! HAVE HAD FRENK! BLINDFOLDED! YOU'RE A SCAMMER, YOU'RE A SCHEMER! YOU'VE GOT...THE BRAIN...OF A ****ANT! AND YOU'RE RUNNING AN EMPIRE! YOU'RE NOT SMART, IT'S TRADITION!
 
A **** stain is technically a streak.

To be fair to D and any reasonable person who figured we might win a few games, if the team switched coaching staffs with every opponent for remainder of season, decent argument there’d actually be a win streak, though. The people who talk **** about our talent gotta explain that in the context of GT. That was not a talented team we played today. We barely tested their lack of respect for our ability to blow the top off their defensive coverages.
 
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