What was with the field last night?

[UMFarArcher]

What was up with the 4th quarter light/ club show…

A couple girls from Tootsie's came to the game . . .

 

[Mikeiavelli]

I did notice it, been very busy so it's taken me three days to watch the full game. That **** looked really bad for sure. There's just no excuse for highly managed turf to look that bad when you know the date it needs to be right. If you're spraying to get rid of something and you know the damage you're gonna cause, you time it so the turf can recover. I'm sure you know this, I'm just saying that was a very poor look. lol only acceptable excuse is vandalism. 'Oh we had to spray some **** out' isn't cutting it on national tv. Could you imagine Augusta National looking like that for the Masters?

In all fairness, it was the confusion bowl, not the masters.

 

[fraggle]

Normally you’d just spray Round Up on it with a tank sprayer, but with the influx of households installing residential and doorbell cameras the industry has resorted to filling balloons and long range squirt guns with Round Up so you can attack the turf from a distance. You’ve undoubtedly heard the infomercials for Round Up lawsuits, so please wear gloves. As an alternative, gasoline can also be used with the added benefit of being able to ignite the product thereby creating a visually stimulating effect at night.

However, if you’re positive you won’t be seen or are comfortable hiring a turf hit man, I’d argue that spraying the U logo or a simple “F U” with Round Up in the turf would have a more desired effect for those ***** than killing the entire lawn. Depending on the cultivars they using to fix it and the climate conditions, you’ll have at least 2-3 weeks until the new seed germinates and several weeks until the chlorophyll levels (color) of the new turf matches that of the existing turf. This method will maximize your opportunities to drive/walk by to point and laugh at them.

Borrow an fsu and a gator shirt and hat. When you do the gator yard wear the fsu shirt and vice versa. Wear a covid mask to hide your id...simple!