What is needed is a touchdown chain

[Ethnicsands]

Our reward system is unequal.

 

[Eric The Midget]

 

[Ethnicsands]

Our swag is lacking. More trash talk required. More camo pants. Not enough arrests. Team is soft.

 

[ThomasM]

What we need are more dance parties. We are losing games because we're not frisky enough on the sidelines. Maybe a brass pole? If we had TWO brass poles, our kickers could practice kicking between them, between dance routines of course.

 

[Ethnicsands]

Maybe if we changed the color of the U on our helmet to a rainbow the UM admin would start caring about the program.

 

[TriStarCane]

We just need to put all of these scores on some tackling dummies and a do a battle royale...

so we can miss those tackles and be outnumbered the boundary by them too