What happened to Cribby?

[NDE]

He DM'd me and told me he is taking a step back to publish a sizzling piece about the inner workings of Bohemian Grove along with his findings on alien abductions and political cover ups. He'll be back soon though.

Don't joke about Alien Abductions. They are listening to everyone of your conversations and will soon go after YOU!

 

[Rellyrell]

Got lost in the Bermuda Triangle while searching for a floating Sasquatch that was getting eaten by the Loch Ness Monster.

Heard he f’d a mermaid when his plane plunged into the ocean, while searching for Sasquatch, and then swag surfed on the back of the loch ness monster w/ a gold trident in his hand, yelling some jibberish ‘bout Four Scores & 16 yrs ago, Miami was good.

 

[Dwinstitles]

Only people with his dms know who he really is and would not snitch. I shall not snitch but I have my tin foil hat now like this is Infowars now.

 

[Oicu812]

JMO.....he read a few too many "How 'bout "(enter dip $hi+ flavor of week here)" for our next head coach" threads,..and has been hospitalized, for brain cell depletion.

It's like trying to listen to 2 Joe bidens talking to each other,..it's maddening!!

Although I'm no insider,.I do credit my sauces....(see available "let's hire blah blah blah threads")

 

[BostonCanes47]

Dude died in a hang gliding accident. What an idiot!