What An Embarrassment for Mike Norvell & FSU

Director of Happiness? Is that true? Are you phucking kidding me? You're right. That reeks of Al Golden and his Wefense. Looking back I can't really fathom how we all coped with that. The University of Miami Football Program. The program that brought you Jerome Brown who orchestrated the Fiesta Bowl Steak dinner walkout because he wouldn't eat with the enemy. The program who brought you Ray Lewis, Benny and the Jets, Sean Taylor, Ed Reed, Dan Morgan, Sean Spence, etc. The pregame coin toss vs Oklahoma in the 80's. All of that and that cheap huckster thought it would be a great idea to slap a gimmicky slogan like Wefense on our defense? Those were some dark times my friends.

Sorry to go off on a tangent getting back to uif, anytime you see a coach break out gimmicks like Director of Happiness, Wefense and things of that nature, it's usually because they are covering up for shortcomings elsewhere. Those types of over the top pollyanna pie in the sky type approaches rarely work in the long term. Especially in this game. I'm a bit surprised actually. I was a fan of Napier before he took the uif job and thought he had great potential as a P5 HC but this goofy stuff isn't going to get it done imo and that's a good thing because I want to see uif wallow in mediocrity for as long as possible. We'll see.
No but UF does have a Game Changer Coordinator rather than a ST coach because I guess he is so good ST coach just doesn't cut it. They also have this guy as TE coach who looks like he should be working at Best Buy as part of the Geek Squad.

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Norvell is their Golden

Golden actually recruited some good talent during his time at Miami.

I'm not even sure what Norvell is for them—Golden without any ability to recruit? Golden Lite?

Either way, they're f**ked ... but hey, "4th & 14" shirts sold like hotcakes for one Sunday in November.
 
Travel back to the beginning of December 2021, and you would see two raging dumpster fires in Coral Gables and Gainesville. Miami and Florida had classes ranking in the high 60's, and both its coaches were dead men walking. Meanwhile, while Mike Norvell and FSU had finished bowless, they did score a big last-second win against Miami and had an incoming Top Ten class. If you were an FSU fan, you had to think everything was trending your way. Miami had been a disaster for the better part of fifteen years, and UF was about to hire its fourth coach since Urban Meyer. Miami was "broke" and looking like it'd be stuck with Manny Diaz for another year. UF hadn't invested in football in a while, and nobody had any clue who they'd get. What a difference two months make.

Miami finally ponys up and says enough is enough, it's time to join the big leagues, and it poaches a top ten P5 coach in the country. Now we have a top ten paid coach in the country, the biggest staff budget in the ACC, and plans to build a stadium and even new multi-story football facilities. UF hired the best G5 guy out there who I (begrudgingly) admit could work out very well for them. They're also planning a major facilities revamp. Meanwhile, FSU extended an 8-13 coach for another year in anticipation of landing a top ten class on signing day. New facilities? Forget about it, they don't even have enough money for new urinals. And early signing day? We all know how that turned out for them.

So now, look at the current landscape. Miami went from a high 60's class to a top 15 class in two months. UF Made a jump to a top 20 class with FSU right behind it. The vaunted FSU top ten class went from something to nothing very quickly. Mario Cristobal and Billy Napier put together better classes in two months than Norvell did over the two years he's been building this class. You can it to the bank that if Norvell can't beat out Napier head to head, he sure as sh*t isn't beating out Mario.

The lessons from the last two months are straightforward. Miami got deadly serious about football and is going to be putting more money into it, moving forward, than all but a few blue bloods at the top of the CFB world right now. With half a staff, we put together a better class than the full FSU staff had the opportunity to create over two years. They extended an 8-13 coach with a career-losing P5 record. They don't even have a QB that can get them bowl eligible. For the cherry on top, don't forget that they're broke and don't have a revenue stream (UHealth) or even one big donor that can put up the money we and UF are going to be putting up.

FSU right now mirrors 2007 Miami. A team five years removed from big successes and coming off a 5-7 year. Like 2007 Miami though, don't expect them to get better anytime soon. I can't imagine a more embarrassing situation for them.
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Norvell front loaded his recruiting with a bunch of 3 stars in Dec. Landed an extension. Played FSU like a fiddle.
 
We shouldn't have lost to them. If we brought the house on 4th down we probably win the game right there. Meanwhile, Manny thought it would be smart to basically play a terrible prevent defense with our horrendous secondary. Anything can happen, but they needed a miracle to win.
I think it's fair to say the game was over as soon as we had to trot our D back out there. Whatever Manny had called, it would have been stupid and prone to catastrophic failure.
 
Travel back to the beginning of December 2021, and you would see two raging dumpster fires in Coral Gables and Gainesville. Miami and Florida had classes ranking in the high 60's, and both its coaches were dead men walking. Meanwhile, while Mike Norvell and FSU had finished bowless, they did score a big last-second win against Miami and had an incoming Top Ten class. If you were an FSU fan, you had to think everything was trending your way. Miami had been a disaster for the better part of fifteen years, and UF was about to hire its fourth coach since Urban Meyer. Miami was "broke" and looking like it'd be stuck with Manny Diaz for another year. UF hadn't invested in football in a while, and nobody had any clue who they'd get. What a difference two months make.

Miami finally ponys up and says enough is enough, it's time to join the big leagues, and it poaches a top ten P5 coach in the country. Now we have a top ten paid coach in the country, the biggest staff budget in the ACC, and plans to build a stadium and even new multi-story football facilities. UF hired the best G5 guy out there who I (begrudgingly) admit could work out very well for them. They're also planning a major facilities revamp. Meanwhile, FSU extended an 8-13 coach for another year in anticipation of landing a top ten class on signing day. New facilities? Forget about it, they don't even have enough money for new urinals. And early signing day? We all know how that turned out for them.

So now, look at the current landscape. Miami went from a high 60's class to a top 15 class in two months. UF Made a jump to a top 20 class with FSU right behind it. The vaunted FSU top ten class went from something to nothing very quickly. Mario Cristobal and Billy Napier put together better classes in two months than Norvell did over the two years he's been building this class. You can it to the bank that if Norvell can't beat out Napier head to head, he sure as sh*t isn't beating out Mario.

The lessons from the last two months are straightforward. Miami got deadly serious about football and is going to be putting more money into it, moving forward, than all but a few blue bloods at the top of the CFB world right now. With half a staff, we put together a better class than the full FSU staff had the opportunity to create over two years. They extended an 8-13 coach with a career-losing P5 record. They don't even have a QB that can get them bowl eligible. For the cherry on top, don't forget that they're broke and don't have a revenue stream (UHealth) or even one big donor that can put up the money we and UF are going to be putting up.

FSU right now mirrors 2007 Miami. A team five years removed from big successes and coming off a 5-7 year. Like 2007 Miami though, don't expect them to get better anytime soon. I can't imagine a more embarrassing situation for them.
Can we travel a little further back to the Jacksonville State game? That was during that awkward peak poser stage they were in.
 
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Historically, Forfeit State's bread and butter in recruiting has been North Florida, South Georgia, and South Florida. There are sprinklings from around the rest of the state, but those have been their base.

Cornvell hasn't been tops in any of those regions.

Extend him.
UGA under Smart has become very aggressive in terms of financial commitment into recruiting. Their rise at the next tier has run parallel with FSU's downward trajectory. Plus, the rest of the SEC is starting to ratchet it up. FSU is in by far the worst territory. I think they're screwed, royally.
 
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UGA under smart has become very aggressive in terms of financial commitment into recruiting. Their rise at the next tier has run parallel with FSU's downslope trajectory. Plus, the rest of the SEC is starting to ratchet it up. FSU is in by far the worst territory. I think they're screwed, royally.
Every day they don't commit to fighting back (that means $$$), they will fall further behind in this battle.
 
Director of Happiness? Is that true? Are you phucking kidding me? You're right. That reeks of Al Golden and his Wefense. Looking back I can't really fathom how we all coped with that. The University of Miami Football Program. The program that brought you Jerome Brown who orchestrated the Fiesta Bowl Steak dinner walkout because he wouldn't eat with the enemy. The program who brought you Ray Lewis, Benny and the Jets, Sean Taylor, Ed Reed, Dan Morgan, Sean Spence, etc. The pregame coin toss vs Oklahoma in the 80's. All of that and that cheap huckster thought it would be a great idea to slap a gimmicky slogan like Wefense on our defense? Those were some dark times my friends.

Sorry to go off on a tangent getting back to uif, anytime you see a coach break out gimmicks like Director of Happiness, Wefense and things of that nature, it's usually because they are covering up for shortcomings elsewhere. Those types of over the top pollyanna pie in the sky type approaches rarely work in the long term. Especially in this game. I'm a bit surprised actually. I was a fan of Napier before he took the uif job and thought he had great potential as a P5 HC but this goofy stuff isn't going to get it done imo and that's a good thing because I want to see uif wallow in mediocrity for as long as possible. We'll see.
Director of Happiness?!

My goodness, what else do they have?

"Lord Of His Cornrow's Most Honourable Privy Council"

"Most High, Mighty, and Illustrious Coordinator of Trench Urinal Reconditionings"

"Grand Admiral of Fortitude"
 
Considering what has happened over the last couple of months, I consider the loss to FSU as a victory!
A couple more years and the Nollies could be officially back to their pre Bowden days.
 
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Ask and ye shall receive. There are lots of bonus Gator and Nole tears in there too!

 
FSU is suffering backlash from top recruits because they let the KKK sect of their fan base pressure them into firing Taggart...and the best they can offer recruits is an NIL deal that includes 1 free box of Guthrie's and a pre-loaded EBT card with $25 on it. Anyways, ******* that broke *** school, they deserve it.
Dude Taggart was terrible, we were all begging for them to extend Taggart so making it a race thing is silly. That being said Norvell is also terrible so why are they keeping him? Mind blowing really
 
Director of Happiness?!

My goodness, what else do they have?

"Lord Of His Cornrow's Most Honourable Privy Council"

"Most High, Mighty, and Illustrious Coordinator of Trench Urinal Reconditionings"

"Grand Admiral of Fortitude"
LMAO! Let me check on that.
 
listen, i hate to be a party pooper, but all of this is meaningless since we lost to them last year. i sat in that D@ck Stadium in disbelief. That isn't going away until we win again, coincidentally on my birthday.
 
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