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Tony Perps

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I was unjustly banned for six months because I said in a few threads that Mario Cristobal hadnt showed anything meaningful on the trail yet and wasn‘t a big time coach. I was accused of trolling, but I wasn't.

The offseason Cristobal suckfest was the most despicable thing I’ve ever seen as a Miami fan. 90% of the fanbase was ready to anoint the guy for the same reasons they crowned Diaz, just in a slightly different way. Cristobal was doing the fake tough guy stuff and the fans and media ate it up. Meanwhile, we had just hired a coach without doing an actual COACHING SEARCH for the second consecutive time. And we hired a guy whose resume did not justify his hiring whatsoever. He had average success at Oregon, a far superior program. But he has no X and O ability or proven ability to take lesser talent and win games. He coached under Saban for years and could never get a gig coordinating there--so he had to become a "co" offensive coordinator under WILLIE TAGGART. Yet Miami fans thought this guy was incredible.

Miami has crappy talent as I have been correctly saying for years, but the problem isn't recruiting. The problem is that Miami repeatedly hires coaches who have no proven ability to take a certain product and then make it better, based upon the delusional belief that Miami has some specific and unique "culture" that others just "don't get." This is why Miami hires clowns like Wario and Diaz. Football is secondary, vibes are the most important thing.

Miami will return to being a somewhat competitive P5 program when they stop thinking they are a unique program that doesn't have to hire good X and O coaches. This has been the Miami MO for years. Since Miami already missed the boat on Kiffin (an actual coach), my hope is that they hire a boring graybeard coach with zero connections to the program who can actually get the players do basic things correctly and win 8 or 9 games a year, and then build from there. Cristobal isn't going to win anything here--his "recruiting ability" is meaningless because he can't compete on the field and he was always overrated as a recruiter too.
 
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Mario could very well be coaching a 5-1 Oregon team and Gattis coaching an undefeated 4th ranked team.

One of the problems we are going to face now is that a lot of coaches won't come here. You can hide your faults at a school like Oregon but not Miami.

Not hiring Kiffin was such an incredible **** up.
 
One of the problems we are going to face now is that a lot of coaches won't come here. You can hide your faults at a school like Oregon but not Miami.

Not hiring Kiffin was such an incredible **** up.
There were plenty of options better than mario with the money miami spent.

Lane was too miami for miami.
 
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I was unjustly banned for six months because I said in a few threads that Mario Cristobal hadnt showed anything meaningful on the trail yet and wasn‘t a big time coach. I was accused of trolling, but I wasn't.

The offseason Cristobal suckfest was the most despicable thing I’ve ever seen as a Miami fan. 90% of the fanbase was ready to anoint the guy for the same reasons they crowned Diaz, just in a slightly different way. Cristobal was doing the fake tough guy stuff and the fans and media ate it up. Meanwhile, we had just hired a coach without doing an actual COACHING SEARCH for the second consecutive time. And we hired a guy whose resume did not justify his hiring whatsoever. He had average success at Oregon, a far superior program. But he has no X and O ability or proven ability to take lesser talent and win games. He coached under Saban for years and could never get a gig coordinating there--so he had to become a "co" offensive coordinator under WILLIE TAGGART. Yet Miami fans thought this guy was incredible.

Miami has crappy talent as I have been correctly saying for years, but the problem isn't recruiting. The problem is that Miami repeatedly hires coaches who have no proven ability to take a certain product and then make it better, based upon the delusional belief that Miami has some specific and unique "culture" that others just "don't get." This is why Miami hires clowns like Wario and Diaz. Football is secondary, vibes are the most important thing.

Miami will return to being a somewhat competitive P5 program when they stop thinking they are a unique program that doesn't have to hire good X and O coaches. This has been the Miami MO for years. Since Miami already missed the boat on Kiffin (an actual coach), my hope is that they hire a boring graybeard coach with zero connections to the program who can actually get the players do basic things correctly and win 8 or 9 games a year, and then build from there. Cristobal isn't going to win anything here--his "recruiting ability" is meaningless because he can't compete on the field and he was always overrated as a recruiter too.
I'm pretty sure you got banned for being a *****.
 
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All of our great coaches (except for Erickson), were southern white dudes who gave zero shyts about pleasing anyone else, and only cared about winning.

As soon as we started going with the “Miami” guys narrative after the Coker crash and burn, it all went to ****.

The Admin and BoT care more about perception than about winning. Hence why they didn’t even consider Lane. To say the least, that was another massive f-up.
 
If you don't think Mario is getting at least 4-5 years I don't know what to tell you...hope Gattis gets a job elsewhere and get a second chance of hiring the right OC with Rad and Zo input

Say it with me "Mario isn't getting fired for at least 4-5 years."
 
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All of our great coaches (except for Erickson), were southern white dudes who gave zero shyts about pleasing anyone else, and only cared about winning.

As soon as we started going with the “Miami” guys narrative after the Coker crash and burn, it all went to ****.

The Admin and BoT care more about perception than about winning. Hence why they didn’t even consider Lane. To say the least, that was another massive f-up.

Yep. Understanding the "vibes" of Miami is worthless.
 
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