MEGA Week 7 Games Thread

[Memnon]

Tears Post in thread 'Longhorn Tears'

Aug 27, 2026

He's not wrong. Smells like '04-'06 Canes. Lots of bravado and anger, but ripe for being exposed on the field.

It all starts at the top.

Because Sark is a poor flimsy leader who doesn't trust himself, his teams play on the field reflects that.

Beat up on lesser opponents & look good, but when it matters most, they fold under pressure & play timid.

Texas player for player, probably has more talent than any team in the country & yet no one outside of Austin thinks they actually have a shot. ****, most of their fans don't think so either.

They're talented poorly Coached team...

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[chemicane]

If #1 runs in front of the ball thats a pick

 

[Hold My Beer]

Wasn't even a good throw

 

[Stingarov]

Finally threw a jump ball to JS4. FINALLY.

 

[ShadowSpring]

Finally threw a jump ball to JS4. FINALLY.

they didn't even make a play for it

 

[Calinative]

Man Jeremiah Smith is so good

 

[YLCANE]

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Really Ghey
Makes Mathew’s look like alpha male

 

[Cajuncane]

Why would OSU run for 2 when they haven’t been able to ge a 1/2 yd all game….

 

[Pradege]

TexASS

 

[datcaneguy]

Literally threw an “eff it”

 

[FL Cane]

Texas should have lost to OSU and if they lose today should have been 3-3 and out of the playoffs already.

They play Ole Miss, Mizzou, Miss State, and LSU to finish out the year. Zero shot they win out. At 9-3 with losses to OU and Florida they’re done.

 

[KrazyCane]

lmao Jeremiah Smith is the only prayer Ohio State has to beat anybody this year

 

[Canesrule230]

lol Texas sucks - the sec is so overrated

 

[CaneFanWNY]

Sark just called in his fifth bottle of Bourbon from UberEats.

Fixed: for accuracy

 

[Cajuncane]

Sark just called in a fifth of Bourbon from UberEats.

I’m betting it’s a magnum….

 

[Disgustipated]

just a yolo ball, absolute prayer. should have been a pick

 

[FL Cane]

lmao Jeremiah Smith is the only prayer Ohio State has to beat anybody this year

He’s their offense.

 

[YLCANE]

Anyone think these two teams are actually top 5? Jeez.

Exactly
Between
Texass
OSU
Indiana

Shyyyytttttt

Miami will be laying the wood to these teams

 

[One9]

Stick a fork in ‘em. This is beyond embarrassing. Hide the bottles in the Sark house tonight.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO as if he'd wait to get home to drink.

He's busting out the gatorade bottle filled w/ Tito's before he even leaves the field.

 

[919cane]

The aRch/cutty sark combo is a disaster