MEGA Week 4 Games Thread ‘26

[Empirical Cane]

A unique way to lose...

What stupid **** bruh, like bruh wtf are you doing? You supposed to lead your team bruh

Imagine Bain doing some stupid **** like this, wait till after the game bruh

Santo Mario would excommunicate from the Church of Los Hurricanos

 

[JZCane0825]

Texas looks like us last year

Would take Beck over Arch

 

[OBLIVION]

New plan, I need a betting buddy.

I tell them what game I've bet on and they put their life savings on the other result. We split the proceeds. Who's in?

All I gotta do is get my ole lady to walk into the room, and whatever team I'm rooting for instantly starts to lose.

Now I got you betting on teams I want to win and causing them to lose

 

[Handsome Squidbum]

Wake letting this one get away. ****

 

[Da Jumbo Mutombo]

Faizon Brandon gonna feel like Brian Moorman after meeting Sean T in the pro bowl, tomorrow morning.

Coach doing Faizon no favors. Dude can CLEARLY not read a defense to save his life.

Keep it simple, Art Briles style. Deep streak, wr screen, rb screen, qb run. Rb run. That should be their offense.

Asking this dude to read the defense and make a throw hasnt worked all game. No clue how Huepel hasnt changed it up.

 

[SinCityCane]

It won't be an upset, but Taint is having issues with Illinois. It's 28-13 going into the 4th, and Illi is almost in the redzone

Glad I did this

 

[Hold My Beer]

Would take Beck over Arch

Arch is basically a more athletic Malik Rosier

 

[Da Jumbo Mutombo]

I'm actually super short on cash right now until I get paid - dumped a load into my ISA this month.

So alas. You could all benefit by betting on Louisville though. You're welcome.

Im also a cursed bettor. Bet Miami -13.5 last week, and well we won by 13. So of course I lose.

Im gonna put a bet on UL now, lets see who is more cursed

 

[joeB954]

Great stop. Let’s go

 

[Stingarov]

good coverage Deuce Blades

 

[Handsome Squidbum]

Are we the first real team that ND is going to play in their season?

 

[Calinative]

Collin Simmons is credited with 5 sacks already. ****

 

[Empirical Cane]

aTm v LSU is must win for both. the meltdown on MBG for losers will help soothe my tortured soul later today.

I take comfort in their misery and despair

 

[OldhamA]

Wake hold!!

Now ******* punish them.

 

[ED003]

Virginia Tech! We needed that!

 

[Calinative]

Coach doing Faizon no favors. Dude can CLEARLY not read a defense to save his life.

Keep it simple, Art Briles style. Deep streak, wr screen, rb screen, qb run. Rb run. That should be their offense.

Asking this dude to read the defense and make a throw hasnt worked all game. No clue how Huepel hasnt changed it up.

.... That already is the UTenn offense

 

[Empirical Cane]

Collin Simmons is credited with 5 sacks already. ****

and 1 restroom break

 

[Stingarov]

Someone needs to duct tape that Louisville screaming fan's mouth ******* shut or stick a **** in it I dont really ******* care

 

[cookies]

Didn’t we want him as a TE?

Nah, beard was his main advocate

 

[One9]

Coach doing Faizon no favors. Dude can CLEARLY not read a defense to save his life.

Keep it simple, Art Briles style. Deep streak, wr screen, rb screen, qb run. Rb run. That should be their offense.

Asking this dude to read the defense and make a throw hasnt worked all game. No clue how Huepel hasnt changed it up.

"Coach, I'm getting killed can I get some help please?"

Heup: