Watching the Paul finebaum show

Why do yall even care what Finebaum says?

He's not an analyst & doesn't actually know anything about the game of Football. He's more of a SEC historian than he is a Football commentator, but his real job is Redneck Ringmaster for the SEC network.

His show is just being a sh*t stirrer for the SEC fans, that's it. His whole show is just Bama, Auburn, UGA, UF & Tennessee fans arguing with each other everyday, every now & then some Arkansas, Ole Miss & Miss St fans will jump in when they're playing a big game but otherwise it's the same group of fans from those 5 teams just going at each other lol

Finebaum doesn't even really care about Footbal all that much but he understands what his bread & butter is & what makes him a draw, so he keeps up with his lame schtick. He talks down to his callers all the time, most of them are just too dumb to stop listening lol.

And of course he doesn't like Miami, no one does except Miami fans.

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Paul learning Enos chose Miami over Bama.
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UM scares him - it would effect his livelihood if we ever returned to prominence.

That's why I said everyone should have blitzed him on twitter about the 2001 Canes remaining the GOAT the night Bama got taken to the woodshed. He was warming that title up for Bama all season.

He's also pretty sore at Coach Enos departing to The U, of all places. Today's shot was about that.
 
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The presumption being that, that shriveled husk of a man has a ******* at all to begin with.
The other presumption being that shriveled husk of a man has a mother.

Pretty sure dude owes his existence to some laboratory experiment on gonorrhea gone awry.

Horribly awry.
 
I want to know what kind of black shoe polish Finebum uses on that ring around his head.
 
Paul plays to his audience. Those rednecks would flip the channel if he said otherwise. Don't worry about anything that man says, we will always have the image of him wearing the turnover chain after proving his dumbass wrong.
The guy looks like gargamel from the smurfs.
 
I don't know how many of my fellow Miamians have ever lived outside of Sofl but the dislike for the city itself is everywhere and it stems from the fact that Miami demographics and culture is not like the rest of "America"!! I have lived all over and when asked where i grew up, I either get cool or a disdain look. Word of advice be proud but don't expect people to feel the same way you do about everything Miami because its not gonna happen. Just ignore the noise!!!
 
The only worthwhile reason to watch or listen to Ol' Pawl's show is to wait for the day that his audience learns that he's ****** and that his parents are from New York City.

You're WHAT, Pawl?! They're from WHERE?! But you've accepted Jeeezus Christ and Nick Saban as your personal lord and saviors right?! We heard you say Saban, Pawwwwl. What about Jeeezus, Pawllll?! Pawwwllll? You dere Pawwwllll?!



Pawllll hahah. I immediately thought of phyllis or whatever that old ladies name is lol. Colin cowturd.
 
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Paul Finebaum should actually try to earn an honest living. He’s incapable cause hes too busy brown nosing anything Grabalama.
 
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