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Watching the Paul finebaum show

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JG13 said:
Finebaum secretly nutted in his trousers when he had to wear the Turnover Chain...all that gold overrode the years of his ****** mother whipping his ******* when she caught him whacking off.
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The presumption being that, that shriveled husk of a man has a ******* at all to begin with.
 
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If that dude drove NASCAR, his car would be covered with SEC school logos and a rendering of Saban's *******, on the hood.

The Canes will receive no quarter.
 
I remember back in 2013 before we played the crocs, he said basically the same thing. After we beat them, with Albert Folden no less, he was on CFB live. They asked him for his reaction, which was something like “I’d like to thank the Miami fans that were in attendance, BOTH OF THEM.” He had to resort to attendance smack lol. Dudes a fùcking bum
 
Why do yall even care what Finebaum says?

He's not an analyst & doesn't actually know anything about the game of Football. He's more of a SEC historian than he is a Football commentator, but his real job is Redneck Ringmaster for the SEC network.

His show is just being a sh*t stirrer for the SEC fans, that's it. His whole show is just Bama, Auburn, UGA, UF & Tennessee fans arguing with each other everyday, every now & then some Arkansas, Ole Miss & Miss St fans will jump in when they're playing a big game but otherwise it's the same group of fans from those 5 teams just going at each other lol

Finebaum doesn't even really care about Footbal all that much but he understands what his bread & butter is & what makes him a draw, so he keeps up with his lame schtick. He talks down to his callers all the time, most of them are just too dumb to stop listening lol.

And of course he doesn't like Miami, no one does except Miami fans.
 
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Ayeplus said:
Paul Finebaum is just doing his job and saying what he has to say about non-SEC programs.

I guarantee you if you dig up his older soundbites or articles, he called Clemson a joke as well before Clemson arrived at elite status.

He says Miami sucks until he's proven wrong and then he breaks out the turnover chain and says Miami's back like he did after we smashed ND.

Go listen to Finebaum's latest material now. He's giving Dabo pure slurp now (because he has no choice) and saying that Saban could be on the backend of his career.

Finebaum is a confirmed bandwagoner who you just can't listen to or take serious.
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Saban pushing 70, it's a fact he's on the backend of his career
 
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