USC was a botched Hail Mary vs. ASU away from winning the very strong Pac-12 South in Sarkisian's first year there with just 51 scholarship players. They play at an extremely fast pace with an entertaining style of play that will surely appeal to elite recruits across the country.
Al Golden, in Year 4 at Miami, led us to our third losing season since 1980 and tied for last in the pathetic ACC Coastal despite losing just 9 scholies over 3 years. We play at a maddeningly slow pace to try to shorten games and mask deficiencies on both sides of the ball, which is incredibly boring to watch and doesn't showcase the caliber of athletes found in our stellar recruiting base.
F*** everything.