Urban Meyer May Be Available as early as this week!

[cooks002]

What did he do wrong? Brotha can't grind on a chick at the bar no more? If anything I thought he was reserved. He wasn't pressed up.

 

[919cane]

He'd last 2 seconds down here with our lifestyle and women.

I see what you did there.

 

[Baba Yaga]

It wasn't Urb.

 

[Hold My Beer]

Watching C.U.M. crash and burn is one of the few bright spots during this lousy football season.

Meyer will always be that ******* Gators coach to me.

FTG

 

[ddann]

I am a big Brian Kelly fan, btw. Few coaches besides David Shaw have had to deal with the academic restrictions in recruiting, yet Kelly has had ND in the playoffs twice.

I’m a big fan of Brian Kelly staying at ND. It guarantees that they’ll be overhyped every year and never win anything of consequence.

 

[Handsome Squidbum]

Agreed. Since when has are NFL coaches expected to be role models.
Belichick literally had an affair with his best friend’s wife, who left the friend and married Belichick.
Lombardi was bi-polar and his family was scared to death of him.
Pinto had *** in a restaurant and paid for the abortion.

But who really gives a ****. These guys are paid to win games. Firing a coach because of this event is just stupid. But the aptly named Jags are just that-Jags. I could care less about Urban or his wife who has chosen to remain with him despite all the indiscretions. But firing him over a moral issue?

It's especially dumb because the story isn't that he was seen leaving the bar with the chick or getting a bj in the bathroom. He was at his friend's bday party and this chippy decides to grind on him. Should he have left the party immediately? Or quietly asked the girl not to stand that close to him (which would result in that squeezebox claim he was soliciting her so she could get paid )

 

[Hold My Beer]

Belichick literally had an affair with his best friend’s wife, who left the friend and married Belichick.
Lombardi was bi-polar and his family was scared to death of him.
Pinto had *** in a restaurant and paid for the abortion.

And then there was this pervert

 

[clg003]

Lawyer's everywhere trying to reach out to this chick...

Sexual assault letter = retire now.

 

[CaneThang2020]

Urban Meyer is not coming to Miami.

Nope......but....IF he goes to USC, it could help our chances of getting Mario. Mario has CALI as his spot now similar to when Chip was there. If Urban comes to town, I know Mario's is one heck of a crooter, but Cali will instantly be USCs to lose, and rightfully so.

 

[Confidence1000]

i mean, this, really. should lock any urban thread after posting this

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don’t rain on our parade! Speak 4 urself sir

 

[Cane Fan 4 Life]

Make Miami great again!

 

[Deleted member 23667]

What did he do wrong? Brotha can't grind on a chick at the bar no more? If anything I thought he was reserved. He wasn't pressed up.

I guess you didn't see the second video, the one of him fondling the girl's a$$. Not that there's anything wrong with that per se but it could create problems and a distraction for him were the girl to press charges or hit him up with a lawsuit (not to mention divorce and custody proceedings).

At the very least it's bad optics for an NFL head coach, and a married one at that.

 

[Pentagon Cane]

So dumb to fire him. He's not even halfway through his first season. He'll probably fail as a NFL coach but most college coaches flunk the NFL. Still he should be given a chance to see if he can adapt his coaching style.

Jacksonville will use it as their justification to fire him for cause. The dude has been a complete disaster at Jacksonville.

 

[TheEye]

We all want Urban. Urban has publicly decreed on Cowherd that USC is a better job than Miami. At the very least, the Urban hopefuls should wait till USC fills their slot before we expect any chance of Urban.

 

[Confidence1000]

If Freeze was offered he'd jump on it.

Pause brother. He ain’t hopping on nuthin ova here

 

[Pentagon Cane]

Nope......but....IF he goes to USC, it could help our chances of getting Mario. Mario has CALI as his spot now similar to when Chip was there. If Urban comes to town, I know Mario's is one heck of a crooter, but Cali will instantly be USCs to lose, and rightfully so.

I'm willing to bet Meyer is now radio active and nobody will touch the guy.

 

[Confidence1000]

Well everyone wants a disciplinarian. He will literally murder you for not following directions.

I’m laughing but it ain’t funny Jesus Christ I’m going to ****!

 

[Hold My Beer]

Jacksonville will use it as their justification to fire him for cause. The dude has been a complete disaster at Jacksonville.

Jags at 4-0 = "Find a way to sweep this under the rug"

Jags at 0-4 = "Call the lawyers and get the paperwork ready"

 

[Confidence1000]

He'd last 2 seconds down here with our lifestyle and women.

Maybe he’ll last longer if he popped a blue monster (Viagra)

 

[HTXCane]

Unless he is somehow broke, I don't think he goes after another coaching job. His wife will have him on lock down after this and banging coeds at UF. Remember his family had him sign a contract putting them first if he was going to take the OSU job.