Go easy on him, I'm sure it took everything he's got just to spell "alma mater" right.
Can you imagine being so arrogant about going to UM? I mean it's not like it's a bad school - I went there myself for undergrad - but Jesus. People act like it's Princeton or something, I mean give me a break.
You're literally puffing your chest about going to a school that's barely cracking the top 50 in national rankings.
Put some perspective on it. Miami is...no joke... ranked academically below Pepperdine and just above Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute - yes that's a real school, and no, I had never heard of it before.
How are you gonna get big headed when your peers are literally Pepperdine and Rensselaer? People are ******* deluded, man.
Be proud of your school, but don't be a ******* moron either.