I'm just joking, dude. If I lived in Miami, I'd go.
I was telling somebody the other day I've been to a total of one hockey on my life. Somebody had an extra ticket for a Caps game, so I went. Over forty years ago. I grew up in South Florida in the '50's and '60's so I knew nothing about hockey. Can't even ice skate. When I was a kid, I went to a hotel in Miami Beach that had a skating rink. Tried skating, hated it.
Back in the early'80's we only had one radio sports call-in show in D.C. where I live. I hated it when people called in with hockey questions. Used to tell people I hated when people wasted time with hockey questions. I said I was going to call the show and complain about too much time spent on a regional sport of limited interest. Another guy told me if I did that the show would be inundated with hundreds of calls defending hockey and furious at me.