Under-The-Radar Candidate Profile: Have A Dyke, Ya Faqqts

[WhatTheHell]

Name: Sonny Dykes
From: Big Spring, Texas
Likes: Scoring points
Loves: Crushing puss

Highlights:


2005 Texas Tech Offensive Coordinator: Offense ranked 6th in the country
2006 Texas Tech Offensive Coordinator: Offense ranked 6th in the country

2007 Arizona Offensive Coordinator: Improves their total offense by 48 spots, from 115th the previous season to 67th
2008 Arizona Offensive Coordinator: Train keeps on rolling, total offense up to 33rd


2010 - 2012 Becomes Louisiana Tech Head Coach:

Win totals improve from 5 to 7 to 9.
Final season at La Tech, they have been fully DYKED, posts the #1 offense in the country.
Accepts job at Cal.


2013 - Present Becomes Cal Head Coach:

Installs the Bear Raid Attack
Win totals improve from 1 to 5 to currently 5-2.
Gets his hands on some speed, total offenses ranked 34th, 13th, and 16th.
Was 68th before he arrived.


Unknown fact: Once called Folden out for being a gaylord:

Sonny Dykes, in a clear reference to UM, telling ESPN a few months ago: “There’s an unnamed ACC team that’s got this recruiting class full, another one almost full… Do they really think they’re going to sign those guys? I mean, that’s done as a signal: ‘We’re ahead of the game, we know what we’re doing, we’re really cool.’ There’s a lot more going on behind the scenes than trying to find the best players.”

 

[mbuendia]

Who doesn't love dykes?

 

[Dan E. Dangerously]

We can make "I like Dykes" buttons.

 

[westcoastcanes]

Anyone watching Sonny "plugged it with his finger" Dykes right now?

 

[Klamalama]

This thread isn't about Amelie Mauresmo?

 

[Dghustla]

Do not want. He doesn't have the heart for sofla recruiting.

 

[FullyERicht]

Do not want. He doesn't have the heart for sofla recruiting.

Another moron who thinks coaching means hanging out with 17 year olds in Miramar.....

 

[Crimpy]

I don't want a Dyke. I want a Butch. :Cool:

 

[ncncanes]

Live in the BayArea - he complains a lot of about Cal's academic standards ..... his D is the worst I have ever seen

 

[Canemang]

And he **** in Golden earlier this year, for that alone he should get consideration

 

[Canemang]

Live in the BayArea - he complains a lot of about Cal's academic standards ..... his D is the worst I have ever seen

Mark D'nofrio laughs at you

 

[ncncanes]

An average Oregon team got 777 yards against them - UCLA 600 yards ....... standby my comment

 

[Rd745]

I'd rather have Holgo

 

[arizonacane]

Golden used recruiting and filling up the classes fast to take focus away from his bad game day preparations.

 

[supacane]

This guy sucks a little less than Golden

 

[GhostRecon_Cane]

I don't want a Dyke. I want a Butch. :Cool:

Beat me to it lol

 

[Cal jimmy]

I live in Bay Area too. He inherited a mess and did make some profess but he is something like 3-15 against FBS teams with winnning records. The D has made UM look good lately. He has done well with QB stud, Goff.

There has been rumbling that he wants out and back to Texas. Berkeley is definitely not Texas.

Strong goes to UM, I wonder if he gets considered for UT?

californiagoldenblogs.com

Edit; new story today at link fueling rumors