I just need to get put this out here before game time:
1st down: stretch run play to the short side of the field.
2nd Down: 1 yard pass completion to a tight end who is outside of the hashmarks.
3rd and short: Shotgun, single back set, dive play into the middle of the line with a running back that weighs less than 190 pounds.
4th down: Punt.
**Commercial break**
Pitt's offense will do nothing on 1st and 2nd down on purpose. They will wait for 3rd down so dorito will scream at his defense to get the **** away from the football and the line of scrimmage!!! Conversion.
***rinse and repeat***