UM Upgrades Recently

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OK, we recently upgraded our locker rooms. We finally got a "Training Table" worthy of mention. Have our own Sports Nutritionist. New Strength and Conditioning program. Uniforms that don't look like we're the Miami Flying Ducks with little wings on the shoulders. We got some Life Coaches and a Sports Phychologist.

Unlike Florida, FSU, Baylor and Georgia - our players faces are not up on the Post Office walls.

Our stadium - just got a half-billion dollar improvement and is great. We got a top-notch Indoor Practice Facility that takes a back seat to no one. We're building NEW and spectacular dorm/housing facility that costs some $155 million dollars.

So.

When we upgrade to Alabama-grade bagmen? You know, with the double secret handshake?

Our bag game is the only thing lacking, and the only thing from getting whoever we want - just by matching the others.
 
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While a bag game down here would be lethal, it’d fall just as fast as it’d rise. Too easy to flaunt your ****.
 
Yeah, the bag game works because everybody Keeps it on the DL. There’s absolutely nothing DL about SFLA. It’s all Ferrari’s and yachts and hookers and cocaine. The second some dude dropped a bag he’d be all over town bragging about it.
 
Once you start sliding over the money, you don't own the player, the player now owns you
 
Let's put it together.
10,000 members here throw in a $100 a piece.
That gives us a cool mil to help SoFla hotshots make the right business decision.
 
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SEC college town newspapers protect their local programs. The Miami Herald and other local papers would run their own investigations to try and bring down The U.
 
OK, we recently upgraded our locker rooms. We finally got a "Training Table" worthy of mention. Have our own Sports Nutritionist. New Strength and Conditioning program. Uniforms that don't look like we're the Miami Flying Ducks with little wings on the shoulders. We got some Life Coaches and a Sports Phychologist.

Unlike Florida, FSU, Baylor and Georgia - our players faces are not up on the Post Office walls.

Our stadium - just got a half-billion dollar improvement and is great. We got a top-notch Indoor Practice Facility that takes a back seat to no one. We're building NEW and spectacular dorm/housing facility that costs some $155 million dollars.

So.

When we upgrade to Alabama-grade bagmen? You know, with the double secret handshake?

Our bag game is the only thing lacking, and the only thing from getting whoever we want - just by matching the others.
someone gotta hit the lotto in this bytch

 
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