UM to use same attendance model as Dolphins

Nothing beats the live visceral experience of being at the game. Watching at home is nice but so is a pulled pork sandwich, or would you rather a home cooked meal and served to you naked by a voluptuously rubenesque woman that offers you the desert of your choice. Both options will keep you alive but one offers only nutrition vs the latter which feeds the body and the soul, much in the same way attending a live game does.

Go Canes
( gotta wear the safety cloth while cooking)
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Ok @Paranos this is what I’m talking about. Nice work. I could definitely get behind this. 😉
 
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Nothing beats the live visceral experience of being at the game. Watching at home is nice but so is a pulled pork sandwich, or would you rather a home cooked meal and served to you naked by a voluptuously rubenesque woman that offers you the desert of your choice. Both options will keep you alive but one offers only nutrition vs the latter which feeds the body and the soul, much in the same way attending a live game does.

Go Canes
( gotta wear the safety cloth while cooking)
1427954927175.jpg

TrumpyCane most definitely approves this message

Would like to make her his secretary
 
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