Off-Topic U of M CBS Story Exposes Leaks in The Boat

[theibisrules]

He doesn’t understand the power of his posts in the eyes of chubby chasers and mortified spectators alike.

When I saw Paranos...........I thought that there was a leak in the cellulite and there was an explosion of major proportions in a favorite chub....
No such luck........

That made me laugh

 

[theibisrules]

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**** **** ****....Florida Evans voice

 

[emrok]

Medically retired usually means:

1. A player can no longer safely play. Often neck or heart issues.
2. Guy did everything he was supposed to do, but just wasn't good enough. He gets to stay and graduate from the university. The school benefits because they honor the scholarship to avoid bad PR and free up a scholarship.

This professor is uninformed and morally outraged for his own benefit. The goal here is to attack football, not help players. The professor's status in the university should be obvious if their job is instructing courses athletes are taking.

 

[da truth]

Sounds like the U of M boat is taking on some water.



Go Canes

Pretty messed up that Fleck never communicated again with the players again once forced to medically retire. Forcing the injured frosh ol to practice and as he’s losing weight due to the injury he’s penalized for losing lbs and made to do planks. Cue NCAA investigation by the left. Kids get injured so I don’t see this as a coaching issue but ghosting them once medically retired is wack.

 

[JG14]

Without a doubt this professor pees sitting down

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

All ring approved.

My neega.

 

[LoungeLord]

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Just threw up in my mouth. Ham beasts.

 

[Mario Hurricanes]

Usually Michigan. In this case, Minnesota don't cha know?

Oh you betcha!

Goah Goahfors!

 

[Fbdr24]

God bless Plastic Surgeons

 

[Mcanes305]

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As a nation, we really need to stop celebrating the fat movement

And NO, it’s not thick or thicc. It’s unhealthy and disgusting, your balls are just playing tricks with your eyes

 

[Canegetright]

Just threw up in my mouth. Ham beasts.

To each his own playa. To each his own.

 

[Canegetright]

As a nation, we really need to stop celebrating the fat movement

And NO, it’s not thick or thicc. It’s unhealthy and disgusting, your balls are just playing tricks with your eyes

Lmao, man stop it. Not every chic looks like a Crack head or the Victoria Secret models I'm sure you slay everyday. Let us have our moment Pimp, lol.

 

[CashMoneyCane]

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So... much.... chafing.

How does these women not consistently start fires between their thighs just from walking around?

 

[CashMoneyCane]

And NO, it’s not thick or thicc. It’s unhealthy and disgusting, your balls are just playing tricks with your eyes

I'm with you, but that's a very difficult stance to take around here.

 

[KANE]

As a nation, we really need to stop celebrating the fat movement

And NO, it’s not thick or thicc. It’s unhealthy and disgusting, your balls are just playing tricks with your eyes

 

[hydro66]

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I couldn't find my d!ck. Roll them in flower and look for the WET SPOT

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

As a nation, we really need to stop celebrating the fat movement

And NO, it’s not thick or thicc. It’s unhealthy and disgusting, your balls are just playing tricks with your eyes

There’s thick, which is nice, and fat, which is not.

Some people just don’t know the difference.

Thick:

Very healthy


Fat:

Unhealthy. High A1C and type 2 diabetes by 50.

 

[plantcity3]

Yea nawwww Beyonce is not what we consider thick. Slim thick-MAYBE

 

[CaneSince4Ever]

High A1C and type 2 diabetes by 50.

The sweeter the coochie the better.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Yea nawwww Beyonce is not what we consider thick. Slim thick-MAYBE

You used the word thick, so....

And it depends the picture of her you’re looking at. Some pictures she looks skinny almost and in some pictures she looks plenty thick.

Also her behind is not slim. Come on now