Two head coaching scenarios.....

[section9]

Well, for God's sake lets just hire Belichick while we're at it!

HC: Bill Belichick
QB: Ken Dorsey
OC: Bevell
DC: Jimmy
RC: Christ Jesus, King of Kings
Minister of Propaganda: Billy Corben
WR: Playmaker
OL: Keogh
LB: Ray Lewis
DB: Ed Reed

 

[SFbayCane]

I'd have to go with Douglas MacArthur for offensive coordinator. I think he would want to bring in Chuck Yeager as passing game coordinator.

 

[77cane]

This place is becoming the football fan version of fantasy island. Perhaps Tatu will be our next coach. I can see the recruits arriving on a boat plane over on Virginia Key, at which time the players will transfer over to the McKinney party boat.

Come to think about it, wasn't Ms. Tatu the school president? She who turned the program into 3 mile island!

 

[MIA42178]

I want Attila the Hun and Genghis Khan on the defensive side of the ball.

Why not this?

HC Urban Meyer
QB Jesus
DC Thor
OC Mohammed
WR Zeus
OL Samson Doyo
RB Don Soldinger
DL Leonidas
LB Vishnu
DB Internet Explorer (nothing gets completed)

Muhammad's a ***** too. Cheerleader thighs would irritate and cause him to lose focus too much. I also like having alcohol and chicks in the stands.
Throw genghis on OC. He's attack minded.

 

[SFbayCane]

I want Attila the Hun and Genghis Khan on the defensive side of the ball.

Why not this?

HC Urban Meyer
QB Jesus
DC Thor
OC Mohammed
WR Zeus
OL Samson Doyo
RB Don Soldinger
DL Leonidas
LB Vishnu
DB Internet Explorer (nothing gets completed)

Muhammad's a ***** too. Cheerleader thighs would irritate and cause him to lose focus too much. I also like having alcohol and chicks in the stands.
Throw genghis on OC. He's attack minded.

He's a little too heavy on the ground game for my liking. I'd be okay with him if he brought in someone like Chuck Yeager as passing game coordinator though.